Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation - Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law [S03E11]

And then it happened, the accident

As a new employee of 7 and 7, you

There are five simple steps to success at 7 and 7.

And with the trend-setting Jury Rewards Program, patent pending,

his own law firm with his twin brother Bill, whom was not worth mentioning until this point.

seven we take ethics and proper business conduct seriously quite simply there's

we'll soon be able to literally guarantee win for our clients.

in 7.1 surround sound.

and send his life on an entirely different course.

Oh, I got one. Um, pubertuity.

You ever seen It's a Wonderful Life?

There's the wrong way to do things, and then there's the seven and seven wrong way.

Take these real-life situations.

That's better. Yep, red.

how about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

of some things is too much and two of other things are too little I don't care

Discharged, Phil turned his prodigious energies

As the saying goes, winners take all.

And now, another message from our founder and president, Mr. Phil Ken Seven.

Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. I was too busy counting money.

But these adventures, like all adventures, had to end.

What the employee should have said is, hey, guys, and the ladies, we're a little low on

Go, we're on our way. Box one, box one.

And now, firm president, Mr. Phil Ken Sabin.

to set up their own charity work.