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I was out front. I just left.
Oh, man.
When someone asks me how often I get high
...style it up with some shoes. - Right.
I made the effort.
-Really? We're..? We're getting married? -We're getting married.
You feel happy everyday?
I knew it when he called last night.
Forty & Fabulous
So...?
- Please. It was just that one time. - You broke us!
By the time we go around the block, she'll be gone.
All right, what do they got? Witch and sexy kitten.
And when he comes in that door at 7:30...
...it's me and you.
If I met me now I wouldn’t know me
I thought it was just sad for me because I know her.
...bury it deep in the back...
Well, maybe he's sorry.
me mom's got amaranthine! she's still sick as a stoney backy yisteripih truck! yes she's also got colonteled colom colon carryon corryoncollyon bahsscsackskyekrichelus disorders! and she's also got dark fall which she got from black mirror made her more sick at 55 years old with a fat pigeon baby!
He couldn't get out of the car.
This is not nonfat
- Going. Oh, boy. I'm gonna check it out. - Okay.
The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you.
I didn't hear my phone. We're shopping for my wedding gown.
- Come on in! Hi!
It’s like pushing a cream puff through a keyhole
All right. Well, go home and go to sleep.
What's happening?
It's very forced-festive.
I got two pieces of good news.
We're just going through a no-coloring phase.
Great, let's do it.
Like promising to love someone for better or for worse.
Here we go, your Shiraz.
Hey. Harry called me and mentioned that you're not running.
You're a great man-friend.
Samantha Jones.
Charlotte made love to Harry four times that week.
Where is the waiter with the check?
Yep!
His best quality? The way his thick penis goes up onto his stomach when he sees me. You're so lucky!
Wherever he's going, that's where we need to be.
Come. I'm sorry, there's no crayon equivalent.
I got all choked up...
Oh, God.
So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood with television star Smith Jerrod.
It seemed everywhere I went, people had seen Page Six.
That's what I want.
...by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles.
Just food and friends.
- They're not married. - He's my boyfriend.
I think he was hoping to see you.
It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
That's the window with the best view.
Interesting. So is Carrie Bradshaw.
Poetic if we both show up.
This is why I'm fat
Okay.
Wait down here, okay?
who's filling in for karen kerridge? moana marsh.
Carrie. I freaked out for a minute, but I'm ready now.
Butter, ma'am?
...sushi, Samantha, still no Smith.
It's comfortable.
At ten-thousand doll... Thank you, madam. At 10,000.
I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old...
- But... But that's a dry spell. - I bet it is.
...making the baby's here call without all the I'm in labor drama.
Oh.
You sure you wanna end all communication with him?
- Oh, am I in there? - No, no.
- No? - No. I can't stay.
and what does gehn do? well she's he makes me go to tay and trap myself in the dark void of the link, and she gets me to use the maglev to go to the diffrerent islands.
- You seem drunk. - Little bit.
...I put on the worst.
...but not our own rules?'
You made some sushi. It's not a big deal.
- Hi. Hi.
Do you like it?
Love the veil.
Joelle: You all turned against me because of Diane. Me: Gurl Bye!
- Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood. - Hey.
I just heard from your realtor and the apartment on 5th has finally sold.
Carrie Bradshaw...
- Want me to hook you up with a new one? - No, not yet. No phone, no calls.
LOL
I'm gonna bring Batman. Okay.
...at some point. - Yeah.
Anybody wanna...?
“I put a bird on my head”
Well, give me a phone. Somebody give me a phone.
Because It's The Last Single-Girl Kiss.
You broke us. What we had is broken.
#AWW
I don't know. I have a lot of thinking to do.
Omg
- Good night. - Good night.
Steve.
Every time he heard someone in heels walking down the hall, his heart stopped.
- Red and black. Okay, I'll see you there.
- Why haven't you been answering? - Because I don't know where my phone is.
And soon, it was the night before the big day.
- Batman. - Oh, there he is. Batman.
Seventeen-dollars long.
Here she comes.
...to talk about Botox. - Well, I'm just saying.
No, no, it's... It's just very honest.
I am humiliated.
And the way we decided to get married...
- It was beautiful. Beautiful.
...to New York financier John James Preston come fall.
Oh, no. No, I'm a 917 gal, always have been.
...but for the first time in a long time...
...and we'd like you to do 40.
Hey, is everything okay?
Charlotte.
Says he's devastated, begs me to forgive him.
I don't think that I've heard anybody say that in a very long time.
If I find the desk, the writing will come. And it better come...
Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you.
Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big?
And he says the kitchen needs work.
- I thought it was feathers. - It was a bird.
He's pushed the move-in date yet again.
You two….(make that three) could rule the world!!
Are you suggesting something?
Could you open this door, please?
And just as Samantha convinced herself that the dog wasn't for her...
Look at me in my one-of-a-kind wedding gown...
And he wanted to switch positions and I said:
When your so quiet but wana say while on phone to friend and hubby pops up
Carrie, I understand, but it just happened. I never meant to hurt you.
Okay. But first...
Any minute now.
is it a bug? yes recall! (refers to 29A).
I'm sorry e-mails, I'm sorry voice mails...
When something was really, really funny, I laughed.
- Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. - I can't go in without you.
You. You are 40.
I didn't wanna buy it...
I
...and if we both show up on that day, the past no longer exists.