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They make thongs specifically for low riders now.
Thank God Turk left, I can't think about sex anymore.
Get away from my doctor!
What was that for?
Grab blankets and all the canned goods you can carry.
Your lady?
...it's best to start fluid resuscitation...
And then I got so flexible, I could put my legs behind my head.
There's no shame in that.
Does he know you were being sarcastic?
She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law.
I'll bet it's sex cos I don't see a pony.
but you're more concerned about your other wife.
- Get him off! Get him off! - Patrick, down.
I've seen crazy things at this hospital.
Then you showed up, and it feels like fate.
I ironed my going-out hair!
And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.
The way I got my girlfriend in junior high
I was thinking about how patient you've been, how right things feel.
- I don't know what that is. - It's kind of my thing.