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Jake got stung by a jellyfish. He was crying.
Last weekend we were in New Zealand for 24 hours.
-I don't believe it. -You don't have to.
Dad, why can't we take Monkey to the beach with us?
If you don't log out someone could do terrible things with it.
That's helping.
How can you keep this here with kids?
Oh, I'll take them.
Omg daddy is my pussy as good as moms
Yeah.
Here.
Don't let your breakky get cold.
Nice house.
so, home stretch.
What in the fuck are you doing!
No, Genesis, give him that!
Your family are victims.
Evan?
Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter!
Bel.
my husband is gonna want to be with other girls.
He won't.
Where you guys based out of?
You're not hiding something, are you, Evan?
Oh, my God. Thank you.
Guys!
-What's magenta? -This color.
-One! -No!
Digging a grave is fucking tiring.
Fucking bitches!
-Call 911! I've been kidnapped... -Evan, Evan...
What do you think we are, hookers?
It's like destiny that we were meant to meet.
You can tuck me in like you always did.
Yeah. Sure.
Enjoy yourself. I'm out.
You fucking whores!
Joanne Leon
I think that if we are here, together,
Evan!
More than anything in the world.
-He was chasing them. -Yeah.
Gracias.
-Thank you. -Mom helped us.
I love this color! Red's my favorite!
I haven't been home in like four years.
Yeah, we make the most of it.
Evan, can you hold me?
Help me!
Um,
- Go ahead.
-That's unfair. -Knock-knock.
But you made me feel 15 again. Thanks, Evan.
What is the proper punishment for a pedophile?
You've been a very bad girl, Reagan!
But you'd look so hot with short hair.
Take your bags to your rooms. Then go use the bathroom.
So why didn't you think of them when you were inside us?
Oh, my fucking God! Jesus!
Oh, my God!
- She's my friend from Spain. - -Oh.
How can you judge anyone?
Ugh, starfish.
Bel!
-You broke the rule. -Evan, why did you do that?
Your wife's clothes are gonna need dry cleaning.
What I did to Karen's statue
It was a little bit hairy for a while,
Looking for this?
How did you know that would mix?
Let's talk later. You seem a little distracted.
Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll tell them.
Are you here, monster?
Sure.
-Huh? -No.
And you wouldn't do the same?
Okay. Sorry, me neither.
Well, this isn't awkward at all.
because I know that's the only way he'll never cheat on me.
What're you gonna do when you find me?
This is her third album.
This is the third house we've tried.
I didn't think you had it in you.
Not like you guys, but, uh, Tri-State area.
We're so sorry to bother you, sir,
I thought you were, like, 28 or 30 at the most.
I'm flattered.
Schoolyards.
Well, I have to confess, it's not usually this exciting around here