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Don't insult me. I'm not a replicant.
root beer, Sunny D, and piss.
‐ So everyone got their body parts?
Those two ginger mummies didn't leave any myths for the rest of us.
[beeping]
but only enough to not have to take out the trash.
For Korvo! BOTH: For Korvo!
‐ Now they're more creative than ever before!
This is‐‐ this is my show. I just dropped the pupa. Do you see me?
That's right. I've been talking this whole time.
My fiancé's coming.
Best I could swing was a hand job from the two guys
‐ You went to Chicago and didn't invite me?
No! What happened?
or learning how to like Earth, then I guess I'll have to give it a try.
You ward off any threats to the mission.
‐ Do you two even know what your mission roles are?
‐ Ah! Cheap joke, Gladwell.
and then fleece him.
AISHA: Ha! You got Shawshanked, Ferris Bueller'd, and Gallaghered!
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
I'll give you one last chance.
‐ Well, if we're going to focus, we gotta do it on a new planet.
‐ If it were up to me, I'd tap that curly shit all day.
‐ How did you gather that so fast?
some fun this year!
‐ Alright, go enjoy your slip and slide
‐ Get on my level. Bro.
And you know what I found?
‐ 'Sup, Emily? Alyssa, how you been?
‐ We can't do our jobs here,
Maybe we should just do some mission stuff,
Record your adventures with clarity, both in triumph and defeat
you can get good at it.
Drop those knee socks right now, mister.
[gasps]