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Hah, finally back to normal.
‐ They're a legendary acrobatic halftime show.
‐ Orientation crystals?
‐ Guys! Guys, get up here and help me!
Everybuggy buckled in? You bet.
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is that little girl of mine.
‐ Eh, almost.
Everybuggy buckled in? You bet.
‐ What? No, those are grownup movies. Can't we watch John Wick?
[mimicking laser fire]
[scratching]
We were gonna wait until that prick promotes you
at the Hammacher Schlemmer.
Oh no, Josh and Sophia, what happened?
We just have to go to the Windy City to pick up the last two.
and we are finally able to leave this M‐class hellhole for good!
‐ Okay, I know this is very unlike me,
[engine powering on]
You're worthless! But you can change that right now.
so none of your stinky goo drips out.
[snarling] ‐ Holy shit!
‐ You can't force my arms to write their own fart ideas.
Don't ask me how it got there!
[AISHA laughs] [Korvo grunts]
‐ He can't get out of the Pupa seat.
And you know I could vacuum up this puff dust in, like, two minutes.
Now, you listen to me, you son of a bitch.
and they've sided with Gladwell!
and I don't want this to be how my first journal entry ends.
‐ No. That's still me in there.
or alien in line, can take over.
ANNOUNCER: [over PA] Chicago Pro Tumblers to the floor.
‐ Ugh. Boring, boring, boring. [video fast‐forwards]
and I did all the work while you guys totally shat the bed.
‐ I'm head of mission security,
‐ Korvo, his arms, they're listening to you!
That must have been from the summer I tried to be a Mythbuster.
Ah. I'm not dressed for royalty.
‐ Damn, Eddie. How is it that you're never in the office
‐ Sounds like the Solar Opposites are going to be having
‐ Who was that psycho? [hovercraft rumbling]
Ugh, my favorite hand!
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