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Oh, Pop, you can't get TB. From an X-ray machine.
- Stop it. - All right, Mr. Sanford...
- Did you hear yourself just now? - Yeah. Did you bring the cigarettes?
that's 3,650 feet of cigarette a year.
I don't care who you are. Don't cough on me.
I ain't scared. Why are you so anxious for me to get an X-ray anyway?
hereinafter referred to as the business.
What'd you go and have a will made for?
Get over there and get those glasses. There's nothing wrong with you.
I ain't going in there with that old, ugly white woman.
with his glasses on and his eyes closed.
But I'm glad you're home. You want me to fix you some lunch, son?
Now, a cigarette is three inches long.