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and security footage from the gas stations
Yeah. He could've done it himself.
So glad to have you here, Dad.
I started this.
a newspaper article about it,
This is the big time.
That's right. We arrested a woman today
You said I used all the good tabs.
[Giggling]
with a bold personality.
"You killed her?
She’s majestic and she knows it
Hmm. You know, I had a friend
I know, all this research is actually gonna work.
No, I don't want to watch a living animal die
- I also did it. - Yeah.
Oh. Burn on Holt... probably.
Well, you know us millennials,
your decision to make, like, the woman doesn't even exist
- make him do it. - Oh, come on, you all know
Okay. Oh, I see.
That's your Holt impression?
I did, but it didn't really take,
Wait, you assume Hitchcock and I want to eat that turkey?
I mean, look at this credit score: 100.
The sugar in this is quite sweet.
What? Are you with my dad?
Oh, well, that's unfortunate.
Go ahead, cut Nikolaj's throat.
I don't like it either. It's not a fair fight.
I feel like Dexter. I think.
What is that strange book you're holding?
Amy said you were a crack up, but I had no idea.
Pimento is back. How's the dog show going?
It'll be good, man.
Nikolaj.
we're going to Tampa.
They haven't spoken to me since.
probably let Amy speak.
I mean, how would you list financial terms,
You didn't tell me he was so interested in mutual funds.
that the contractor, Russo, was the, um...
Makes more sense. Dog food's not in the name.
So feel free to tell me all about your sexuality
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't want
Thanks.
Okay, look, the money's already in the Caribbean.