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Jesus, forgive me for what I'm about to do!
I sprayed sauce on him.
Uh...
you all know what's behind every strong black man.
I didn't know Thurgood had company.
And you told me my drinking would be the death of me.
Good. Locked up tight.
Wait! It's Muriel!
Why don't we just call the police?
I was better than other people.
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
You ain't gonna rat.
A slower white athlete?
Maybe we can call for help through the vent.
Hey, Muriel. Look at this,
Don't worry, kids.
Thurgood, let me handle this.
Oh, Thurgood!
Trying to horn in on the glory!
I thought I told you to throw those magazines out.
Well, let me tell you something,
Yeah, heavy is the hand that holds the plunger.
Well, I was sleeping in the nude like usual, when the burglar came in.
You were gonna get the butt end.
Yeah, everybody'll move away.
Hey!
If it hadn't been for your big ego,
(MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
Hero sandwich. Hiroshima.
And now to close, I will ceremoniously cut the cheese.
One, two, three!
Uh-uh! I ain't gonna be DOA in my DKNY!
JUICY: (THROUGH VENT) Super, is that you?
Hey, Super, tell us again about when you were a king in Africa.
Look! There's a trail of blood!
Hot sauce? Hot comb?
Well, actually, it was me who...
I fried his behind with my hot comb.
Yeah, of course! No punks allowed! That's a given.
(GROWLS)
Ooh, look at this police nightstick.