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God.
And somehow In my dreams,
And assume The trash position.
You didn't Tell your stupid friends About this, did you?
You know, i used To dream about Being swept away
A bartender In an off-the-rack shirt
That simple Black and white Geometric designs
Beer must have Quite a high Buoyancy factor.
It's just that I have this Really bad problem.
I'm going to do it.
Ah! Your hypothesis Has been proven Correct, dr. Peterson.
Well, lunch be damned. Our friend is in need.
* You want to go Where people know *
Brahms'"lullaby"
All right.
I just finished Robin colcord's new book,
So, come on, Tell the truth.
How to lure to our bed The elusive morpheus, Son of hypnos,
Carl, you're a genius.
* It's useless denying *
Working in this bar
I watch Ted turner's network,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a low blow.
Let's pour this Into a saucepan
Go back to sleep.
Uh, rebecca, Could i speak to you For a second?
Is my liver.
A whole crowd Of people.
You're not going to Put the moves on her