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- Come on, Butters, time to get up. - Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream!
Oh, look! It's Kyle sucking my balls!
I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,
But then the terrorists attacked. And so many of us were killed.
Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack.
sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on.
It's over! I don't have to suck your balls!
- Stop that nuke! - Stop that nuke!
Mmmmmmmmm
Sector two?
Oh why look, it's me. And...
many who have never held a weapon, must now fight for their very lives.
Get off of me!
- What are you doing? We need Santa! - I'm trying!
but Jesus and Hell are real!
that imaginary things are officially not real,
You just rest, Kyle.
We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over,
Now our final battle will take place.
Look, I know this seems like an impossible task,
We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but...
affected your lives more than most real people in this room?
That's right, Steven, yeah.