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I play it straight up, yo.
Hey, don't you ever lay your hands on a lady. You understand?
No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma
I got a stable of hoes waiting on me in the OKC.
"Congo, by Michael Crichton."
Fine, fine. So...
But I was making janky-ass pay at Strickland.
I'm on your ass, man.
I hope you cleaned the bed liner in your truck.
Who is Alabaster?
Plus, he's immaculate.
That is so slamming.
The main mack daddy of Oklahoma City.
If you got a thirst for knowledge and margaritas, I'm free this weekend.
You know, passing through town on business.
Hank, please don't let her. Granted she's a prostitute...
Now, what's the problem here?
What are you doing?
I’ve been known to give a girl amnesee
Dude, nobody thinks you're a pimp.
I'm Eddy Albert from Green Acres New york is where I'd rather be..
We'll hit the make-up counter. And when I'm through with you...
Let's give her the den until she gets back on her feet.
What? ls there a dress code for teachers now?
Yo, what you want for that jasper brunette?
He's an old bud from Oklahoma City.
[Screams]
I am jealous of that hat.
You, get out your hooker stuff of my house.
- You ever work Houston? - No.
Bangkok?
and he thinks I'm a pimp.
My dad's taking the truck to a swap meet this weekend...
Oh, damn!
I really know that trip.
Tammi, Miles Burton's at the door.
Hank.
Dang. I am such a spaz.