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She doesn't want to be with me, she wants to drive in the car.
Actually, I'm just offering my grooming services.
What do you mean by mistake?
If I play Beethoven, they wither.
of this transaction out, you know.
You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Fuck you, man.
Inspector Todd? Ted Egan, mayor of Beverly Hills.
I don't know.
Things like this work out. Trust me.
How'd it go?
- Can I have a Coke with no ice? - One Coke, no ice, coming up.
I don't show any record of that delivery here in my log.
BHC BHC
I've encouraged this in my men
You know, you can be such a pussy sometimes.
- How's he doing? - If he's strong enough to live
- No. - Don't.
- That knife. - It's mine.
and I'll get back to you at my earliest inconvenience.
God damn that's a big bitch!
You got a match? Damn.
- Can you cuff Mr Bernstein, please? - Cuff me?
We'll send it along with the .44 shells.
Why would an oilman risk all this, even if he was down on his luck?
You come a half hour late and on top of all that you bring a cop with you too!
I'm Tired Of Your Bullshit
I wanted to warn you, so he doesn't catch you off-guard.
I hope you made the bust. Did you make the bust? I really hope you did.
- but whoever gave you this? Asshole. - Son of a bitch.
Yes, he appreciates it, Max, but take your ass home.
Go right in, Mr President. Go in and relax. Have fun.
- I haven't. Y'all made a mistake. - No. You don't understand.
- What? - Kill him, burn him, blow him away.
You see, I know about every delivery that comes into here.
That guy sold them,
What the fuck is going on here?
What happens is the fumes from the super glue
you'd see we solved the whole goddamned thing!
- What kind of music does he like? - James Brown. Drives him nuts.
You like rap music? Well, turn around real slow then.
- Billy, what are you doing? - Element of surprise.
GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
I carry from A to B. I have nothing to do with C.
We've promised to deliver Thomopolis $10 million, Friday at 6 p.m.
Oh, listen, punch Rosewood in his eye
Come on, Axel, you don't have to go home now.
Lutz's computer guys are working on the codes now.
I have an unofficial relationship with this dude.
- What's it say? - It says...
- I'll be sure to duck. - Goodbye, Mr James.
Yeah. I'll be there.
Get out of the Goddamn pool!!
I'm risking my life, what's in it for me? I have beautiful daughters.
Get down!
- This was the pick-up vehicle. - Let's follow it as far as it goes.
Open the door without...
- You see that? - Weird.
I'm with the FBI Enforcement Bulletin.
Get out of here! Fired!
Don't shoot nobody.
- In the bedroom. - Where, in the alligator pit?
One-thirty.
What do you make of this, Andrew?
Thanks, Axel.
That looks like the girl from the Gun Club.
Carlos, which, as you all know, is Spanish for Charles.
- 4-4-0... - Please, please,
This is a shell casing from a .308 rifle. They cut it down to fit a .44.
Are you on the case? Who's on the case?
- With Dent and Thomopolis? - Yeah, the big bitch over there.
- You want to work undercover? - Yes!
- Let's put an APB out on Dent. - For what reason?
I never know where the hell he is or what the hell he's doing.
But I'm going deeper. I don't want no more money,
Dent could buy guns here for a million and sells them there for 10 million.
- Couldn't live without you? - Her mother didn't have cable TV.
I know it's a lot you don't understand, but this is my move,
How do you like that arrangement?
- Where's the pasture at? - There. Dent's oil field.
- Are we having a problem? - Hef! Hugh Hefner! Axel Foley!
Thank you, Axel... I mean, Sidney Bernstein.
and I'll tell you what, your name came up on our computer.
A Virus fucked it up for everybody, so let's just go home
OK. Tell him you found his man.
I'm going back to Detroit for some good old-fashioned street violence.
Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets.
Drop your weapons! Put your hands on your heads!
Do exactly as I say.
It's a new ball game out here, Axel, and we're not invited.
' $0? ' $0?
Yeah. Why don't you take care of my uncle's house till he gets back.
- What the hell are you doing here? - I came as soon as I heard.
We/come to Wheel of Fortune. I just thought I heard Jack say...
According to him, he acquired all his skills under your expert tutelage.