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You're not even part of this department!
The man put his neck on the line for me, all right?
- Do you? - Putz.
It's all politics here now, Axel.
Fire when you're ready.
Shut up, Billy. She might come back.
Fuck!
Stop it! Stop working! Get me the plans.
- Billy, what are you doing? - Extend.
What the hell is going on? Is this a magic show?
AUTHORIZED!!!
My friend's in a prison body shop fixing all the cars he smashed.
Hey warriors haters All I smell is your bullshit
- Stay right there! - Freeze!
- Those look like oil pumps to you? - It looks like World War Ill.
Wait a minute. What did you say? Metalux?
Sarge? You old bloodhound!
What the hell is this?
- Do turtles have dicks? - How's it hanging, buddy?
- Yeah. Yes. - And you're my friend?
Well... I'm attached to a multi-jurisdictional
We're a little late.
- Cover me. - Go, Axel!
- Yes, yes, yes. - I'm sure a man of your position
that we have identified the Alphabet bandit.
It is Cain. Charles Cain. Carlos is Spanish for Charles.
Smile. Smile real big. Let's do a rap together.
and inconvenience, to say the least.
Alright goddamn it, who out bad juju on JuJu
Hello? He hung up. Hello?
You act like you never saw nobody in a suit.
Hey, Taggart! What's taking you so long?
Come with me. Your wife left you. Come hang out. I know a lot of girls.
Yes. Lucky guess.
Gun!
You guys hang around the back, OK? I'm gonna go check out the front.
I have twin daughters, Monique and Unique.
Go home now and relax for the rest of the week.
- I wasn't always a cop. - He fractured an occasional law.
- Pull open and... Wow! - Billy!
The three of us are all that's left.
You just better make sure nothing happens to it.
MARIO ANDRETTI FRIEDMAN
And this is Max, and Max kills cops for a living.
Inspector Todd wants to see you immediately.
Makes my Dick itch
- Three hours. Three hours. - Three hours.
All I smell is your bullshit
Axel?
Excuse me, I got business to take care of.
I'm gonna take you with me. We're gonna be there smiling together.
Map coordinates?
I suggest you don't use the telephone. You don't sneeze, you don't cough.
I'm sorry. I was trying to make you feel better.
See? It's an old street cop trick.
Who the hell are you?
What? My name's John Taggart.
I'm sorry, I feel like I know you already 'cause...
- Gentlemen, gentlemen. - Do you hear this insubordination?
Whaaaaaat in the fuck?!?!
This is the same way Bootsie got killed all they found was $20 and a pair of adidas
The slightest peep and your designer jeans ain't fit no more
Freeze! Everybody freeze! Nobody move!
Throw the gun over there. If you like rap music so much,
- Yeah? Kiss my ass! - Kiss mine! You're fired, too!
Yeah, that'd be nice, kinda like shooting guns in the house.
Do you smell it? 'Cause I smell it.
Why isn't he just splitting with the stolen cash?
- I'm off. - Thanks a lot, Axel.
That's why we had to go undercover with Foley to solve this case.
If you can't help me, I'll go somewhere else. I got to move.
We're getting in deep with Axel again.
Thank you. My pleasure.
Put it next to the limo
These are shell casings leftover from the first robbery at Adriano's.
But you got to cool out, relax.
Axel, get out of the goddamn pool!
Expert tutelage? What the fuck have you been telling them?
This is Detective Axel Foley
- Well, this is pretty sporty! - Don't complain! It's all I could find.
- Obviously, I was wrong. - I don't understand.
Have you ever heard of due process?
- Get the fuck out of here! - Why can't I check if he ain't a cop?
Look, two years ago, I almost lost my job.
- A decoy? - A decoy.
- two hundred dollars in this hand? - Ouch! Let go of my arm.
Eighty-six Mercedes. Licence number CRL 507.