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I don't think so. He's too smart. What else you guys got?
You had to write these names down, I have to clean pools. Where's the pool?
How are you, Karla? Nice to meet you. Beautiful place you have here.
- Is it getting gas? - I don't know.
Maybe we can get out of this if we keep our mouths shut. Don't say anything.
- Look at all that oil. - I don't see oil.
Yo, yo, yo. What the fuck is up, man? Check this out.
How I feel in heels
Well, here he is, on television.
- Shoe money for my daughters. - Thank you.
- Who are you talking to? - OK, listen. Wait.
Now he's laying in the hospital somewhere unconscious.
I thought that was you, man! You almost got busted, I did get busted!
- She's my girl. - The bitch ain't happy. Listen.
- I'm the foreman here. - You're the foreman?
These documents are self-explanatory, they'll make your life a lot easier.
My name is Lionel Hand.
- Chief... - Shut up.
He gave me this for Christmas.
that even you could follow them.
Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you like using "the force"?
I'm chief of the Beverly Hills Police Department.
through that and still be here, he's got a chance.
Karla did the job and left the notes.
Let's give Billy a big Dating Game kiss. Where's your telephone?
foiled the goddamn crime?
When you find out the quarantine will last another 30 days..
Everybody, party's over!
This is not my office You’re damn right it isn’t.
- These are the old plans! - Old?
I've been wanting to wear this for a while, Sarge.
- What are we looking for? - A needle in a haystack.
Your supervisor When you ask for a couple days off
- You're the fucking cop. - I'm checking you for a wire.
Maureen's divorcing him again. She moved in with her mother.
I lost my whole investment because of you! Vinnie, what's wrong with you?
and I need you...
You and Marci can't do freaky shit in that car. Do something for me.
Don't think Axel It makes my dick itch
Stop what you're doing!
Mario Andretti Blain...
Stay down. One minute.
Billy's really...
Yeah. He's the biggest arms dealer on the West Coast.
Here's $50. Put it next to a limo.
If you need me, just think Johnny Wishbone and I come running.
Hey KD haters All I smell is your bullshit
This guy had nothing to do with Bogomil getting shot.
What? Are you nuts?
Sir, do you own a black Mercedes Benz, license plate number CRL 507?
Get out of here, you degenerate!
NOW! Now!
- What do you want? - What's in it for me?
- Give them to me. - You want my vitamins?
We appreciate it. Goodbye.
- It's our pleasure to have him. - Thank you very much. Excuse me.
Max Ruined It For Everyone!
Kiss my ass Kiss mine
All this time, swingin', and we ain't even know it.
People say I want to live in a round house. You got the money? Fuck it.
We'll straighten this outwith research.
- You're out of the cop business! - Will you just listen a minute?
- We need something else. - What are we gonna do now?
- Do me a favour? - Sure.
Whoever did this shit knew what they were doing.
JUST DOING IT FOR THE SHOE MONEY
He's got a racetrack, shooting club,
This is a big mistake. A big mistake.
- I'm gonna take a shower. - OK.
Excuse me. You know what I just realised? You could do me a big favour
Dent was the cultural attache to the East German embassy in Honduras.
Sir, Captain Bogomil didn't call the FBI. I did.
No one else will be in the car but me, 24 hours a day I will be in the car.
Now that you're done being a California hero,
We personally, my own computer team personally
Ben Kimberley's driving
I will sleep, eat, drink, shit... No, I ain't going to shit...
Yes, I do, he's under my command. But he's assigned to some
that hand you'd go, What did I have there? I don't even remember.
This is a local crime. My men will solve it locally, Roseweed.
I have a friend named Bootsie that got killed doing some shit like this.
tell him I'm out pursuing my credit card bust. All right?
Hey rockets fans All I smell is your bullshit
There's something wrong here.
- I heard that. - I know you heard. I was joking.
Charles Cain. This ain't the guy we're looking for, the dude is a weasel.
- Get away from me. - I have one question.
This is Thomopolis, he's into guns and drugs. Hugh Hefner.
Have you submitted yourself for drug testing yet?
See? Would you lighten up and take some risks?
Lutz! Right? Chief Lutz, that's your name.
One-thirty.
After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
OK, OK.
Down the stairs.
There's only two or three people that know how to do this quality work.
They put it right here in this little log. I tell you what.
- Hey, what's that music from? - The Dating Game.
Drive with Marci, scooch down. Don't tell anybody about this.
- Hey, Jan, Axel. How you doing? - Hi, Axel.
If you could just take it off my desk
- Yello? - Is this Inspector Todd
All right, thank you.
Probably selling to his contacts or some shit like that in Central America.
- Who is he? - I'd say he's a cop. Wouldn't you?