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-Knock, knock. -Yes, Jimmy?
go downstairs and let your mother get comfy?
Excuse me. I'll take that shot.
You messed with my business, bitch.
Now you got to swallow it.
Come out and say hello!
It's really tough when your folks get older.
It's freezing up here.
How do I compete with that?
Mommy, get me to the Big Apple...
any of your sons can claim the seat of power for their own.
All that chasing and running around...
I can't stop thinking about this girl Valerie.
I don't need luck. I'm good.
I'm sure a nice Southern boy like you...
Adrian, don't!
-Should we wake him up? -You do it.
Get your raggedy-ass clothes and find another corner...
I can't. It's starting to hurt.
You got it.
Jesus this.... ....Moses That
He loves all of his children.
I really think it's turning into a masterpiece.
Even though you're not really the chief...
until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped heinie.
I don't know what I would do if I couldn't save him.
The end is near! We are all going to die!
Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
Hey, Valerie!
You got it!
I knew growing up I wasn't much to look at...
I hear a train a-coming!
-Get these two out of here. -All right, this way.
I FORGOT
I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years...
It's 1,200, split down the middle.
Come on. Come back up.
I command you Do me
No. But that policeman might have something to say.
Adrian's got the whole city following me.
All right, all right. Last time.
Now eat up. You'll need your energy.
Nobody calls my girl an evil slut.
I'm asking you one last time.
Oh, hello, Cassius.
Hi, Michelle. Yeah, he's here right now.
Ok whatever just drink it
Let the sin begin.
You make the Lord very nervous
That was awesome.
I hate to interrupt...
Just because you're floating...
I like your brassiere.
What's Ozzy trying to say there?
Jenna, chair.
This chick must be the real deal, then.
I think I'm floating.
Would everyone stop playing with me...
Me, too! We got to get going.
Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment.
Oh, sick!
-Get in the flask. -I'm not thirsty!
You better snap out of it soon, kid...
You'll feel a lot of new things you never felt before.
I'll get it.
PICK ME A WINNER!!!
AND YES, MY HAIR IS AFLAME
You were the best Devil, sir!
Super Devil Juice? Give me that, little girl.
Rugrats is The shizzney!
If the old man picks me to take over Hell...
There's no way that was travelling.
In your weakened condition, if you vacate the throne...
There's our man.
Grandpa!
I like the way you're happy just being yourself.
When you walk out of the phish show n see the first person with a balloon
I hate when people take advantage of tourists.
Who gives a shit?
Sleep.
Oh, my God! Nicky!
That guy is still the biggest horndog
Smarter, definitely.
What?
So where did you meet Dad?
Wears makeup.
Yes, they're furry.
will figure something out.
Sorry, Cassius.
How did a nice Southern boy learn to fight like that?
This sucks.
You think I'm worthless.
I'm a businessman.
OK, Dad.
What was that?
That's my father's throne!
-So excited! -She really is.