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[burps] pay a heavy price
Before you've burnt us out.
In fact, and get this, when he met my family...
Did you hear nothing I said
It's a human moment, morty.
Uh-huh...
Tickets, please
Let's get this fight over with, nerd.
Deep voice: They. Have. No. Souls.
No need.
Tickets please.
[ television clicks, static crackles ]
Jesus is always knocking at the door.
Inter-dimensional travel, I-I-I-I had a daughter.
You know, I thought I was the inventor,
[ moaning ]
[ rumbling ]
I'd say it [bleep] worked.
Hey, what the hell? Your leg is healed.
Aaaah!
When I create shit, it works, morty.
Tickets, please.
Together: Fill me with your spirit.
But not in any ways that matter.
Check it. Is that brand-new,
I doubt it, but you get what you get
No. Um, um, I can ask.
I've done plenty of effed up stuff in my life.
Puppets. Of. Fate.
You'll never break the fifth wall
So you're saying my father
That's because you're naturally funny.
♪♪
[ beeping ]
Whoa! Watch out! It's story lord!
What? You bought something.
I am the concept of time.
The passengers tampered with the anthology's structure.
I -- I need tickets.
Leah! Leah, check it out.
Shut up, morty. You're 14.
True. Not anymore.
You're staying a virgin
Rising over a giant beach.
But the greatest invention of all
No! This sucks.
Oh, you don't have to pretend you didn't date him.
If we wanted one-offs, we'd do interdimensional cable,
♪♪