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Didn't you create the disguises?
His followers believe the entire universe
At least use the downtime to reset the acid lowerer.
Here we go.
[ wolf growling ] aah!
If you don't want to be meta stop, deconstructing shit.
Where’s your fucking wallet
Nobody’s out there shopping with this fucking virus
Who takes the time to get this good at --
That start failing around here so we can
God, imagine if that had been the whole thing.
I mean are you real, is life real?
He's trying to tap into us, morty.
What? Morty. No. I love it.
You're on fuego with the guy-torn-in-half bits, rick.
Fight them with your heavy special time.
Where'd you meet this, um...
It's called discipline. Watch this.
Mine is heavy today.
s
You're watching Rick and Morty on Adult Swim
Consume morty
What kind of story would we never --
[ cellphones ring ]
Okay, tickets please guy, stop the anthology.
s
And nobody's taken our tickets.
By then, of course, he had left toys
Everyone give me tickeeeeeettttttts!
You don't know the half of it.
Rick!
What-- whatever you're comfortable with.
You guys have fun with this.
Okay.
We want you to buy the train.
With money. God. I love money so much, morty.
[ groans ]
s
We're losing him.
We wouldn't miss this for anything!
You are like 90% [bleep] gutter.
By redirecting our suppressed sexual energies.
Into our hearts. How?
Is to travel with weapons.
I'll [bleep] cook and eat your ticket-taking [bleep]