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Good morning. If I could have everyone's attention, please.
Sorry, I never figured that a guy like me going out with a girl like you...
Again, I've never given it much thought.
We weren't getting back together. It was a one-time thing.
- Hey. - Can I stay here tonight?
I'd like to weigh in here.
- Six-seven. - Oh.
No. Why do you ask?
Wait a minute, a girl like me? What's that mean?
Don't worry, Penny. This is a better car anyway.
You know, the Neutral Zone between the Federation and the Romulan Empire.
Are you usually radioactive when found in nature?
From the waist down, my shields are up.
...with what is probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life?
Number one, I think they are talking about penises.
Oh, shut up, Nano!
- Yeah. Why, what happened? - Howard's a complete and total ass.
...by discussing your assessment of science's responsibility to society?
...Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness.
...on the police car we passed a few miles back.
...you say you went out with him for like a year.
Oh, okay.
Raj, what are you doing?