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I might not be loco, but you know who is loco?
Meegan? Meegan, what are you doing?
Marriage is a wonderful journey.
of the auto industry and the banking industry.
See, see, now you're treating him like a person.
Okay.
I'm like, "Are you depressed?" I'm like, dude.
with a pair of scissors five inches long.
No, no. I'm the loco one in this gang.
She got a name?
How could they know that a five-inch blade
Sometimes, I'll be coming into the house, talking about
So you call the dogs people.
- I'm a wuss. - Hm-mmm. I know.
while you've been trompsing all over the world, and why?
The crafty TSA,
You go-- one of two ways.
Tell me I'm sorry.
'scuse me.
I guarantee you.
That's why I can't find you.
- It's [bleep] dark in here. - I know.
Oh, curse the brilliant TSA.
Airbrushed?
She said, "No dogs in the bed?" and I went, "Yup."
Que?
With this bandana, I welcome you to the gang.
It's like--
no dogs in the bed,
Meegan, come here.
I'm the loco one.
Khaliv. You don't even know.
and their disposable rubber gloves.
I never be caught being quiet.
A.k.a. "Does she exist?"
You know what?
Well, actually, I have a little surprise.
Are you a Republican?
Everybody else already ha--
That's the most loco-est thing I ever seen!
But I do feel like-- I feel kind of, like,