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Loco, loco, loco. Where she stops?
I mean, she knew me well enough to know I wasn't gonna do that.
is always one step ahead of us.
Mm.
Dude, half them dudes used to be in Al-Qaeda.
In the future, we will do better at choosing our guests
- Andre? - Meegan.
I know that we've had our differences.
Right now in broad daylight, yo.
Silence from you!
Every time I get a froyo, I get a new card.
'cause it's not a funny joke if it's a joke.
how he's different from everybody around him.
that Obamacare is having on the U.S. economy.
Furn is your ass...
Meegan, what is wrong with you?
and put it in a separate bin before you get on the plane.
and the tremendous effect that it has on the economy.
instead of collecting your free dessert.
Oh, no.
Stephanie.
Okay.
That sounds like a perfect plan.
Or-- Or goofy.
Pfft... I'll tell you what, man.
- Uh, no. - So she says.
and you look at the number of enrollees in that program--
It is all because the cunning and mighty TSA
Wow hoo!
- Andre? - Meegan.
President, man.
Wish I had some more things to say