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Turkey sandwich.
Last time I open for a rodeo.
She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seeing a prostitute.
- No T-Bone? - Hey, is that T-Bone?
Okay, I'm on 1st and 1st.
Well, you got a maid.
captain america? we can't have 2 captain americas
In fact, you might as well call me- -That sounds good, I’ll have one too
Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the couch.
Toad..boy..toad boy..toad boy...
- Oh, no. - George.
We can't have two acc Teams
All right, you can have T-Bone. Stop crying.
Toad boy..toad boy..toad boy...
I was a 718 when I first moved here. I cried every night.
So you're just using A.I. to waste our time now?
No, it's just that I've been kind of buried over here.
You mean like Liza.
Message three.
Hello my friends. Would you care to indulge in a little game of chance? I'll wager one Peseta. I'll match that! How do we play? The first player matches the bet and then the dice are rolled.
Boy, Look at George. He's Giving It to T-Bone.
I don't want any money from you.
- You from around here? - No.
And a deadbolt.
- Hey, Elaine. - Oh, hi.
You’re a Jon.
- For lunch? - Well, I am just a T-bone kind of guy.
You're Not a T-Bone. Uh, You're a Perfect George.
- So this is never gonna stop? - Well, it better not.
Tax purposes
Hey, hey, come on, come on. I gotta live around here.
Well, this is all very sophisticated.
You just blew my mind.
You’re a Jon.
We can't have 2 captain americas
Okay.