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- You know where you're going? - Not really.
All right.
I could have killed you, and no one would have known.
Super Dave died??
I’m dead now, gotta go
Who took the nap?
Did you hear about Pat’s State Farm policy?
Lily! Lily! Lily!
Because T-Bone is doing his own Jedi quests!
You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
Double Zero? It's "Oo."
Look, I work for the phone company.
That's his job? To register domain names?
You know how to use a mop wringer
Kramer.
Do you know how to use a mop wringer?
I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax.
As in:
bvalls
- What? What's that? - That's the new area code.
See, this is why you should get a fax and a Xerox.
Okay, everybody, I have an announcement to make.
Toad boy..toad boy..toad boy...
Well, what street are you on?
- Six-four-six? - It's a new area code.
The thing is, I'm supposed to be T-Bone.
Yeah, who's that?
I'm not crying.
No. I pay her to clean.
It's the same as 212, they just multiplied it by three.
- All right. - Once she pinched my ass...
It's a play on words.
- Jerry, come on, what'd you say? - What?
- Koko? - Koko.
.
You mean like, Liza!
What? Amanda? We can't have two amandas
I was going to say, being a good host.
all sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable
Excuse me, vice president Coco. No one cares about your gammy.