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And now I've swept myself off my feet!
That's right, I don't like her.
Besides which,
She's...gone.
Oh. That was an honest mistake. No.
Mm-hm.
Do you know what the odds are on a crash?
BOTH: Little short.
Why don't they make them anymore?
She’s uhh officially going back to the nitwit school on Friday...
now I'm engaged.
is offering $100 if you go in there
Well, not yet. Fiancé.
Just magic markers, Xeroxed, you know.
What? Now I know what
They're arranged in order of price.
Hey, don't forget tomorrow.
There’s only so many chords… there’s only so many!
it only sticks up half an inch out of your collar.
I just met her. She's incredible.
WOMAN: Menus?
Seems a--
[LAUGHING]
Do I need this?
...I don't got the willpower.
Uh, yeah. I, uh--
Will you marry me?
What's wrong with her?
I don't know, what-- What about this one?
[♪]
They're not making higher roofs.
Delivery from Melody Stationers.
I gave it up for a while, but it was too tough.
See you later.
I've been looking for all these years.
The most expensive are in the front.
Poor lily.
I've never seen you smoke.
Listen, um...
to sign a prenuptial agreement.