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Oh, big surprise.
So that's how it's gonna be?
Tell her it's over.
Yeah?
A PRENUP? You don't have any money. I make more money than you do. [laughs] Yeah! Give me the papers, I'll sign them.
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah. Me too.
and he didn't say "hello."
MAN: Can I help you?
I don't know, I don't think you're anything.
if anything, I need to be with someone the complete opposite of me.
[♪]
Oh, yeah, well, big smoker.
Not even typed up either.
[THROAT CRACKLES]
A prenup.
Bowl of corn flakes.
Ha-ha!
That's probably what did it.
Of course.
Jobs is good.
What's so funny?
I can't be with someone like me. I hate myself.
Hey, did you hear the bank on the corner
Jerry. Hey, Jerry.
What?
I'd like you to sign a pre-nup
It's too bad you got engaged.
Yeah, but he wouldn't give me the money. Mm-hm.