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It's the same thing.
- Okay. - What's your name?
You would just sit on the side of the person
I was in Canada with my friends,
And hey, one of 'em is the gosh-darn president.
Welcome, Johnson family.
That's just patently unfair.
I don't have any money!
prancing around the elephant in the room.
Story, please.
You are gonna get--
and we genocided them.
and the heap of dirt was like scoot, scoot, scoot.
Oh, how 'bout the Indians?
I want another one.
to a guy that I don't know.
Redneck wants us to move into his community?
We should just-- We going country.
What would you throw other than rice?
- Mr. Ian Roberts. - Nice to meet you.
That's right, girls.
Thank you.
I got to tell you, man,
Okay, that's all well and good.
Mm-hmm.
and my favorite movie is Think Like a Man.
I mean, like-- I can't.
- It's gonna be a real priest. - Or...
Oh.
Is that a question, sir?
There can't be, right?
you wouldn't be singing that during the service.
the USA would shut down.
I got to reset the thing. Look-- Look at this.
If 12% of the Mexicans that live in this country
- Feel that? - Emily George.
Beautiful. What's her name?
- Let your tuck go. - I'm in there, dog.
Doesn't matter. Insertion is insertion.
- You tucking it in there? - I'm in there.
I'm way less homophobic than you.