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Heavy stuff. Heavy subject matter.
That's how you know God loves you, Charlie.
No,no,no.Shh. Stay calm, stay-
and keep it neat-
Just get out. Just get out now. [Mac] Hmm!
Wait. Is that safe though? Is this-
Hey, hey, hey, look at me. Look at me, eh?
I'm getting nervous, Dennis, 'c:ause I don't think I can do the speech that you wrote.
Audited? Why? What are you talking about?
You are so emotional right now. And so wet too.
You got to talk to people- [Charlie] Yes, you can.
[Sniffs]
What?
And only angels can fly. Good God. Sorry.
[Sighs] The urinal rocks.
Fantastic! I've got a few things I'd like to yell about now, so we can all start.
The dead dog in the alley. It's been there for about a week.
I can't wait for 3:00.
Spongebob squarepants baby kangaroo jack shrek finding nemo fish monsters vs aliens the wild samson buddy open season McDonald's Happy meal burger king farm animals igor eva roar Arthur baby kate crying
I don't want any of that shit
this giant gaping hole inside me.
No magic required. How many babies you need?
where emotion trumps reason every single time...
What's- What's going on in here?
I'M GONNA PUT MY THUMB THROUGH YOUR EYE
Have you not received any of our letters?
What the hell?! One day?!
Whatever god you're selling, I ain't buying it.
'cause Sweet Dee beat the system. [Chuckles]
You want it for life or you- Just a short-time baby.
or had a relationship with.
Hey, Frank. We need to talk.
- Frank? - Fine.
You son of a bitch Chuck E. Cheese’s
Die from cars sometimes, sometimes not.
but there are other issues that are pressing too.
But now's not a great time. You know what I mean?
O-O-Okay. All right. Yeah, sure.
but is this the size you had in mind?