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Listen, don't con me, Maxine.
And what does the future hold for John Horatio Malkovich?
Oh, Elijah! You really are magnificent.
So tell me about yourself, huh?
I'm Surprised. That's Pretty Impressive.
I gotta get to the shop. We have a shipment of kitty litter coming in.
Is there something so terrible about that?
I knew who I was.
What exactly does that mean?
How did you get this number? Code in. Code in. Unauthorised. Goodbye.
Look, a puppet show!
Psychotherapy.
Yeah. I think we're finally getting down
Check her.
No, wait! I love your tits. I wanna fuck 'em.
Well, don't rub it in.
Is this your partner? She's pretty.
from her husband's affections.
be gone with ye, you foul demon!
Two hundred clams.
Maybe then Floris would care for me.
Thanks so much for having me over, sugarplum.
And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girly-girl,
He was just hanging around his apartment.
Sure, whatever.
all sorts of philosophical-type questions, you know...
Tom-Tom's puncture wound is infected.
What are you talking about? Done with her, man? Tonight really freaked me out.
The thing is, the way that I see it,
The baby, it's yours.
I'm scared.
Was ever woman in this humor wooed?
I'm sorry. That was nasty.
That would pale in comparison to the actual experience.
I hate you.
More than anything, Maxine.
I don't know. Why do you think that?
Visit J.M. Inc. Mertin Flemmer Building.
Ahh! What are you doing?
Yeah. I thought you were all right in that one movie.
Hey! Help me!
Damn fine woman, Floris.
I'm so sorry.
Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
Well, we mean exactly that.
Don, I was wondering,
Jesus.
I've begun imagining it as a really expensive suit that I enjoy wearing.
Mr. Juarez?
and tensions will just melt away.
- Oh! - Oh, God.
Look away.
I find it really interesting.
Honey?
me wife.
Malkovich, Malkovich
- Uh, uh, John Malkovich. - Huh?
Here's the thing.
I'm John. How do you do?
This is something that I call Craig's Dance of Despair and Disillusionment.
That was incredible! You're... You're brilliant!
and I'm gonna kick Lester out!
Oh, it's very kind of you to lie.
So I just dressed the wound and I've just been feeding everyone
Okay, you can swim.
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte.
Jesus, we're going to kill your wife, you fucking lunatic!
to further Malkovich's puppeteering career.
The weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me Lotte.
No. I'll, uh, go with the loden.