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"I'm a puppeteer."
Well, one day, old Captain Mertin received an unexpected visitor.
Yes, he is.
they make this character,
She could be, like, a fucking witch or something.
Oh, I had so much fun with you last night.
Come here.
about the nature of self, about the existence of a soul.
Uh, don't tell me. Maplethorpe?
the other mother, whatever, because I...
It's sort of vaginal, like he has a...
Being inside another skin,
- Really? - Yeah.
Absorbed? What does that mean?
They like that.
Ooh!
I want to be John Malkovich, tomorrow.
And so it was that just eight short months ago,
Malk...
Mmm-hmm.
What the fuck is going on?
Right now Mr. Hiroshi's in the tube...
Oh!
But you weren't you. You were John Malkovich.
- Security! - No, sir, it's...
- So strong. - But wherever I have been,
I'm sorry, Lotte.
Some goddamn thing was making me move.
Maxine, I love you!
Are you torturing me on purpose?
Weird.
It's all a matter of making friends with the Malkovich body.
Spunk Mana
We're in Malkovich's subconscious.
but I'm really in love with you,
You know, I have an appointment tomorrow with Elijah's shrink.
I'm going.
You don't understand, man. It was like nothing I've ever felt before.
I've got to make sure.
You've gotta help me understand because
see, I, uh...
You are so full of shit, Maxine!
Don't you wanna know what happened to me?
- No? - It's your energy, attitude, the way you carry yourself.
in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
- Feelings of inadequacy as a chimp, you know? - Mmm-hmm.
Oh, I see.
Yes, sir.
Many years ago in the late 1800s,
I've fallen in love.
She thinks that it's some sort of childhood trauma.
You're creepy.
So Dr. Lester is such a vessel?
Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.
Charlie, I don't know anything about the girl.
I see. Well, if it's charity you're after,
And what prompted you to come to me with this issue?
Holy shit, yes!
The thing is, there's been some tension between us at work,
I want to feel Florie's naked thighs next to mine.
I don't know who the hell you people are,
Do you think that it might have some sort of significance, for example?
and together they worked tirelessly
All right. Do it now while I'm on the phone so I can hear
Oh, my goodness!
- J.M. Inc. - Maxine?
I want her to shiver with a spasm of ecstasy, Schwartz, as I penetrate her wet...
Are you married?
and abandon ourselves to fornication,
- Good night, everybody. - See you back here at 9:00 p.m. tomorrow.
- All right. Thank you. - Yeah.
- No cutting, by the way. No cutting! - Hey, what the hell?
I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.
4:11?
Look away. Look away.
I mean, at him... At us.
All of us. Celeste, Floris, you, me. Gary Sinise maybe.
Bar...
I don't know how to use it very well,
Yeah. Absolutely, doll.
Why are these ceilings so low?
I didn't even hear the door.
I'm sorry, I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants.
Elijah's gonna sleep with us tonight.
All of us. Celeste, Floris, you, me. Gary Sinise maybe.
But the elderly have so much to offer, sir. They're our link with history.
He called this building the Mertin Flemmer Building after himself
Isn't she lovely?
Move right hand across left breast now.
I'll meet you on the side of the road by the New Jersey Turnpike.
What the fuck do you want?
It's an interesting story.
Ru...
Stay in him forever.
But what I had been through. I am hungry as the winter.
Meet her. Meet her there. Meet her there! Meet her there!
I need to see you.
Exactly. $200 a pop.