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You're not gonna meet her there?
And I just...
There, there, my dear. Relax.
It's over!
Yes?
What the hell, you know?
And 50 other lines to get into a girl's pants.
because Lestercorp's open during the day,
to just follow through on our instincts, like Malkovich has,
Rather than thinking of it as an enemy that has to be pounded into submission,
John, uh... What is, uh... John, um, uh...
- Okay? - Maxine!
Hey, everybody, I'm home.
You don't know me, but I know you.
Maxine, this is... this is so right.
Treats for everyone.
and putting everybody to bed.
Oh, shut up.
- Want me to phone it in? - No.
I'm splitting' for the day, puppet man.
of Chicago's world-renowned Steppenwolf Theatre Company.
Right now?
- and then those who don't, right? - Right.
I want to do it!
No. I am really attracted to you.
It's quite a thrill, Craigy.
Uh-huh.
Well, perhaps you can.
on his 44th birthday.
I look really amazing. I'd fuck me.
But, Maxine, there's something, I don't know, like profound here.
Dr. Lester, this is all really fascinating and stuff,
Exactly what, uh, type of service does this company provide?
I know it's the craziest thing, Craig!
Yes, there is. A brain, or soul or whatever.
I'd like very much to see you again.
Of course. Right this way, Mr. Malkovich,
that I'd found a way for us to live forever? All of us.
I left Malkovich for you, sweetie!
recoiling from the limelight and, rumor has it,
Oh, yeah? What's he been in?
No reason. I was just thinking.
and high-ceilinged rooms mock my stature.
Okay? It'll pass.
Derek Mantini doesn't need a day job.
but I can get us out of it, if you want.
You're my friends. Thank you.
asdasd asdasd
- Lotte! - Move right hand across left breast now!
So, listen, why don't we have dinner tonight?
That's what makes him one of the most relevant artists of our time.
I'll say you are.
I've never done this before, but...
Excuse me, sir.
SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME.
I can explain about the portal, darling.
Nankovic
Malkovich.
Don't call here anymore, okay?
I'm sorry. I didn't know Orrin Hatch was out of his cage.
and I'll spill my goddamn guts for ya.
No, please!
I was worried.
Yes!
And they won't allow it...
You shouldn't be so quick to assume that switching bodies
Maxine?
Lotte!
You bastard.
Well, speak then, if you must.
You're making him weep, but you are not weeping.
You'll catch your death out here. Look at you. You're soaking wet.
'cause we're gonna turn it into a business.
Lotte, Maxine. Maxine, Lotte.
Yes.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I have a very unhealthy obsession with John Malkovich.
I discovered that portal. It's my livelihood. Do you understand?
Better be.
I've decided that I'm a transsexual.
But I must enter by midnight on that day.
No, he's much too powerful.
Lester just wouldn't let me get away.
And the ones who don't go after what they want,
Yeah, explain.
tell me, Dr. Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to Lestercorp?
Hello, Don. Hello, Wendy.
And well, even speaking to you now has gotten me sort of excited, you know?
On the lighter side of the news,
And I would like to redirect my career
is, I think the world is divided
Hi, Lotte!
- Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz. - Oh, no...
I'm not asking for alms
The puppeteer's voice need not merely be the record of man.
Oh, Maxine!
- I'd love to see your work. - Really?
Craig's wife.
Because I raise issues.
Was ever woman in this humor won?
You got the job.
There's no such thing as a hole, or a portal, into somebody's brain.
and seeing what they see and feeling what they feel.
Okay. Ever want to be someone else?