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Fate has tossed me hither and thither.
- Maybe tomorrow. - No! I gotta go back now!
- Hey, pass the Cheetos. - You need more puffs?
Listen, can you get me John Malkovich's home phone?
I...I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.
Did you know that Eskimos have not one,
I'm gonna go right back into Malkovich
Mmm, tonight, after you close?
Hello. Hello, young lady. We're...
Come on, Craig.
She's sorry she couldn't make it today. She had to go to the store.
Fuck!
How was your evening?
Any questions?
Ma-Sheen.
Since the rents are considerably lower,
is gonna be the answer to your problems.
Most of my teaching It's in my head!
You know, I think it's just so tough right now, economically and all...
Welcome to the seven and a half floor of the Mertin Flemmer Building.
Lotte, this is so good!
Oh, yes, Dr. Lester. Absolutely.
Would you like to order anything else?
Nankovic, nankovic?
He's like this insane old lech,
We can see you're a kind and decent woman
Thank you, Maxine.
It's confusing, you know? This is a very confusing situation.
I'm so glad you decided to come.
Yeah. Yeah. What's the file number?
Well, you have the Maxine action figure to play with!
Gimmicky bastard.
Sorry, honey. Sorry, honey.
You know, Craig, once this was a relationship built on love.
I am bad. I am bad.
Larry? Uh, I want to get right to the point.
Yawn. Figure it out.
You mean, with Malkovich?
What if I... What if I fall tonight and break my hip?
I'm free.
No, thank you.
God.
In Maxine, Malkovich had found his mentor
What are you gonna do today?
Yeah. You too.
How's that?
A couple of minutes. I'm early.
- and I can control Craig... - But, Maxine,
Everyone, this is Lotte.
So that's the story of seven and a half.
Simulates?
and I would hate to expose you to that.
All of us. Celeste, Floris, you, me. Gary Sinise maybe.
will be synonymous with puppets.
Why cannot there be a place for me to work that's safe and comfortable?
Say it.
before Malkovich is nothing more than another puppet hanging next to my work table.
Perhaps it's the idea of becoming someone else for a little while.
It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!
God, Lotte, what have I become?
- I've gotta get out of here. - Oh, doll face!
and so,
and your lovely bride walks.
Lotte called me. She escaped your evil clutches.
John and me.
Malkovich, Malkovich.
Yeah. So, I'll talk to you later, okay?
which are so far removed from the true depths of love.
came to this town and decided to erect an office building.
Oh! Mmm.
I've been thinking about us, you know? And, uh...
And this is what people who have fallen in love look like.
where ye and your accursed kind can live in peace.
So, honey, have you thought any more about us having a baby?
DAVID DAVID
Maxine will have nothing to do...
- You know? - Okay.
Oh.
Listen, Charlie, I know this is going to sound crazy,
Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich?
Even during the celebration of Mass,
I have been everywhere. Everywhere.
So, as you might imagine,
How could that be? Is it still in Malkovich's head?
Well, Dr. Lester,
Come on. Morning, sweetheart.
that simulates, for our clientele, well, the...
- I am sad and fat... - $200?
but this insanity is now over.
Thanks.
you have to come have a drink with me tonight.
Ta... Shar...
Oh, I'm sorry. We're out of stock in periwinkle.
No, not really.
It's ours. I got pregnant when you were in Malkovich.
for lack of a better word. I mean, it raises
I'm not!
You have a wife. I'd like to meet her.
Shut up, okay? Just shut up.
Well, I'm a puppeteer.
Hey, Malkovich, think fast!
Meet her there! Meet her there! Meet her there!
[Bell Dings, Alarm Continues] Seven and a half.
Sort of like it's like he's a vagina.