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Oh, like a line on the highway. No.
Haley is in the kitchen, listening to her CD through the speaker. There's a land, that I see, where the children are free. And I say, it ain't far, to this land from where we are.
Was this before or after you ignored the phone call from your wife?
4:00 signal too late! (record scratches) sorry don't have time to explain! don't have time for goodbyes! good luck! (door slams) coffee out get on with it bam! bam! bam! relax it's the cat urine dog poo movie screen classical sinatra farting delax oh ok! slams at 4:00 PM! (sirens wail)
That's how I met Gloria. Do you remember the first thing I said to you?
I know I don't show it, but this family's still the most important thing-
You're wonderful. Thank you.
[Cheering, Whistling]
Neither does Luke's teacher.
If I can have the little ones down front- You know what, sir?
You know, honey, I think you're getting a little too uptight about this.
And please Claire don't try to make Mitchell get the Mouse to sing to our little girl. Oh shut up Cam!
all of a sudden webdings just slapped me in the face. naughty font!
You know, you make a commitment, you gotta follow through.
We have to go? Aw coconuts! Bye everyone!
[Beeps]
- [Line Ringing] - [Claire] Okay, here we go. How funny is this!
Bye Alex! Bye Gloria, bye Jay! Say bye Lily. Goodbye Princesses! Bye Pirates! Remember we love you!
Tell him I'm pregnant. No, not gonna say that.
Hello, Jay. Hello, guys.
It's because I'm resting my instrument.
Yeah, come on over. All right. [Beeps]
What'd you do to him? He's turning blue. But his clothes will stay white.
Awesome.
Bye everyone! Bye. Bye Alex, bye Manny! Say bye Lily.
You mean your now-soaking-wet yard? That's great. We are screwed.
Kobe! Kobe! Over here!
I don't know. Brian Beckwith's grandfather marched on Washington.
Manny, let's go change. [Kisses]
- Maybe some of us don't want to take a picture today. - Thank you.