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Hiya, Felix, old buddy.
Now, I press this button in the morning,
Whoa.
But now I'm really fired?
The thin one's the test tube.
I'll convey your offer.
Like Hemingway.
I'm Felix Unger.
You going to join the team?
It was very nice of him to give you his book:
I'll handle this.
What's O-M?
It's my ex-boss.
Better yet, uh... now, this is beautiful.
I know.
Leave me any coffee?
What do you think, O.M.?
That's a suicide kit for a man with an ulcer.
My name is "Unger."
My pleasure, Osc?
I have to go to work.
A raise? What are you, crazy?
I did it.
I've been waiting for you all day.
Their headline said "Ortega shoots referee."
It's like Tahiti with all the modern conveniences.
He's already the most overpaid sports writer in this town.
on the sexual revolution
Well, now he was just lying there,
He's a very fine writer.
We're having a ball. Okay, go ahead.
Pepperoni, bologna, hot pastrami.
Uh, save those cut hairs
If you worked for me, I'd fire you, too.
No, I'm not unhappy.
You're lucky he didn't fire you years ago.
You did what?
I forgot my house key.
I must say, you have
I'm just trying to be thorough, Uncle Bill.
You're an intelligent man.