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in order to live in a sorority house,
It's gonna be all right, brother, 'cause there ain't
- Yes, this dude has- wears suit pants and high-tops.
♪ I knew homies seen us ♪
- Uh, I grab money out of the register.
That's the plot of the film right there.
- All right, all right, all right.
- The negraph.
smoking weed, and stealing mascots.
Here, gimme the name of a mythical creature.
My bad, dog. You wanna keep doing this shit?
- All right, you see a bevy of well-endowed wenches.
- Never met him before!
We have absolutely no street cred whatsoever.
So ideally, ideally, I be doin' what you doin' right now.
I ain't got no coverage for no pegasus, bitch.
- I'll tell you this right now:
Naw, man, you straight up got a dick on your chest.
Good evening.
actually it says right here, I can say it whenever I want.
- Y'all see the pegasus? - Yeah.
we walk out the front door like nothing even happened.
I mean, God damn.
- ♪ I'm gonna do my one line here ♪
- As you all can see here,
- ♪ Went back to my palace fast ♪
Toward the beginning of the film, "I'm gonna go"-
for the Lance of Caldahar? - Fellas...
if-if he had said,
and have my penis intact. Ideally!