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What are you doing, man?
That this guy's gonna go to college.
Okay, would you now like to continue your quest
♪ Shot, shot in the dick ♪
♪ Yo, all I had was my smarts, and then the liberal arts ♪-
- Mm-hmm, or conversely,
white college movies are always only about having fun,
They're not even gonna know they're being robbed.
- Oh, okay. Fine.
- Well, l- it's not that bad.
16 titties fall out.
Come on, wait.
They can't take our pegasus. This is our pegasus.
'Scuse me.
- His-uh, not just a woman, his wife or girlfriend.
Good night, my niggas.
- But, seriously, no- and, for the record,
- That's three omegas!
with a pegasus trap. - That's right.
would dishonor his gods. - Hey, man.
Doesn't even fix it, it's that racist.
♪ On my front lawn ♪
♪ It was Friday night chillin' ♪
- Ah! I accept Kanye the giant's gods, and, uh...
- Ahh!
There are no CDs in this world!
- Um, Stephen? - Yes?
- What? - We already committed
♪ Don't know why they love it ♪
- He land on my roof, man. Look at my roof, man.
- ♪ But his dick's still standing ♪
- Brand me, do it on my chest.
Of course, "ideally"! - Of course.
- No, black college movies, always the same plot:
says this line, every time: