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drinking from an udder and said,
- I got zero skeletons, except the one in me.
but every fiber of my being is pushing back.
announcer: P-P-P-P-P-BAG!
* Confidence boosted by vitamin P *
- * Turn around *
How do you compare singers and stand-up?
[cheers and applause]
But we also need to clean up any "soche-meed" snail trails.
- I'm so sorry.
* Ooh, whoo, yeah *
actually about my grandmother.
- 'Cause trophies are shaped like girls.
No, that's not it.
- * Turn around *
- * Yeah, yeah, yeah *
No one is even gonna remember this.
[sobs] No!
the 1995 "Star Search" champion.
is always switching up who's singing lead.
You're not making sense.
- Well, Gloria, just being up here with you,
* Going up like a cannonball *
* Gonna be famous 3gether *
Call us Coxsackie.
- What's it about? - Oh, it's, uh--
[dramatic sting]
I mean, how do they decide that stuff?
- Oh, shit.
Wickie Roy from Girls5eva, and "Mr. Dress."
- Did we wear those in "P-BAG"? - [gasps]
you'd be eaten by a hawk.
- Okay.
- Appropriation, but great.
Didn't we wear "Bill Clinton is innocent" shirts somewhere?
- It's not that.
Because you're only comfortable being in Girls5eva
All yours. You'll be amazing.
Can you be happy for me for once?
- Summer overheard you talking to Tate.
If you were the baby duck and I was your adult duck,
- This one's gonna be catnip for the Property Brothers.
- * When a friend tells me their cousin *
- We sell those by the huge dusty space heaters.
- [changes key] * Every now and then *
It's really hard for me,
Oh, and free pie.
that you're the opposite of a star?
We're gonna have to destroy this bad boy just to be safe.
- I will not be auditioning today.
* I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark *
It's-- [yelps]
My hands. It's just...
- Okay.
You and I may be wired differently, Wickie.
- I hear you, but Collab has been doing
Back then, all he wanted was a job and a girlfriend--
Just so loved it.
but I'm gonna channel my inner Wickie Roy.