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- Oh, I'm here with some of the teachers from work.
Is that so bad?
We crossed a line. We were real shits back then.
* And I need you more than ever *
* 'Cause now I'm worried about me *
* I'm probably sad for you *
shouldn't we give it a try?
all: [harmonizing] * Got that big pussy energy *
and give up our power to make our own decisions.
- And I only won in '95 because a musician won the year before.
I'd do it for less. Okay.
Usher, Justin Timberlake,
- Hello, Mario Cantone.
* Done playing it small * - Hoo.
It's apples and oranges.
[frantic guitar riff] [prop thuds]
And the funniest part is that you kept pranking only me.
I'm going to be more direct about what I want from now on.
- [scoffs] Wait.
Alanis Morissette, Britney Spears.
- Oh, boy. - Oh.
- Thank you.
- Wait, even if we were honoring how hot she was?
* Yeah, I'm the centerpiece, animal queendom *
Okay, um, let me see, um...
- Huh. - Hm.
- Now if you'll excuse me, I have a pre-audition ritual
Well, I didn't leave right away.
* Gonna be famous 5eva *
- And a copy of the pilot. Shoot!
all: * Mostly thinking about me *
But sometimes you just don't say what you're after,
* *
- What are you trying to be? Pointed?
- [scoffs]
- I came in second on "Star Search"
- [passionately] * Got that big pussy energy *
* 'Cause I'm thinking about myself *
Revenge prank! Ow!
Found her under a stack of my dad's old Playbo...oats.
- Don't worry. I just sing for fun.
Lesley Goldenbody.
I'm on a list with Drew Carey and Beyoncé.
- Maybe she learned to sneak from you.
That was "Red Solo Cup"
- So the competition wasn't fair?
- Well, if you guys wanted to try it, we could set it up.
'cause they don't super care about music.
So much talent in one motel.