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You literally read my mind.
-Yeah. -[Kate exhales]
-I'm gonna go, all right? Drink water. -[Kate] What? It's like a--
a pathetic, lonely one-term governor,
I just should be moving on, and I am still hung up on my ex.
-Really? The whole plant? -Keep it.
Went to prep school. All that crap, but he was different.
And I was not making fun.
You used to tell people I was dead.
-[Kate chuckles] -[Johnny inhales sharply]
Eventually, he cut ties, he changed his name and bought this place.
Sean, I saw you guys together. [sniffles]
Deal.
[woman] PJ never got along with that family.
The rest is up to you.
[Johnny] Okay.
Guess we gotta go back, catch the next one.
-Where is Marah? -She's sleeping at a friend's.
[Danny chuckles]
So, what'd you do last weekend?
[inaudible]
-Hmm. [sighs] -Okay, just stay there.
No, I can't be on ecstasy. I got a newscast to produce.
Mmm. You're so soft.
I tend to gesticulate when I'm passionate.
What about PJ? [chuckles]
Yeah. A bunch of times, but I… I never told you anything.
so we'll need to move fast.
You know the ancient Greeks thought that the stars controlled our destiny.
Yeah, it's gonna be a long night.
A left turn, a right turn, U-turn. You got the whole map in front of you.
Not anymore.
-This is not Jerry Springer. -[Justine] No, no, no.
always be yourself.
Oh, so here's the copy for tonight's opening story.
Uh, Tully's mom, come with me. Let's get you miked.
to study poetry.
-The waiter'll be right with you. -[Tully] Thank you.
Kidding.
Benedict could've paid him off?
But then Kate didn't know, and… she put the hat on.
Okay?
That's… [sighs]
-What the hell? -[Justine] Told ya. Shoulda called ahead.
Your father and I had this plan to sneak off for good.
But I don't think that counts.
[sniffles]
[tender music playing]
See you tomorrow.
That's so-- How… How… How great.
♪ We're just some men that's on the mic ♪
See you next time, kiddo.
[gasps] Oh shit.
I can't do this. I'm sorry. I can't.
-[Tully sighs] -You'll be all right.
-Oh, you didn't have to get anything. -Oh, it's nothing.
He actually wished me luck.
[chuckles] Yeah.
[Kate] All right. See you at drop-off.
We're gonna need a new weekend anchor.
That sounds, uh, really fun.
-that you might-- -You're on Ecstasy, Johnny.
Let's go to Alaska.
[Charlie clears throat]
White wine and oysters.
-I don't want to know. -They like it loud.
And that brother of his, the one that would pay me off,
So, should we, um, hang out,
I loved him.
[Cloud] I don't know.
[both chuckling]
I'm gonna go pee in a bush or something.
Did you hate him?
I don't know. I guess I'm just numb.
There was something wrong with his soul.
Wait, that was you?
Oh, wait a minute. Get the remote.
[Kate] Yes, feel the love.
-You wish I wish you were getting ideas. -You wish I wish you wish--
Six weeks?
[both chuckle]
That was journalism.
I… I'm done being angry, baby.
Oh.
Hey, don't make fun, Miss Fancy Producer.