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Yeah, I can't do that. That's Earl. He owns the place.
Oh, no, then we are lost. All right, I'm going to turn right up here.
What are you, kidding?
Hey, I was just looking for Emma in the house.
Oh, God!
He's also the sheriff in town.
Okay, we gotta find Clay.
- Should I get a cart? - You are the cart. Go.
Shall we say 7:30? It's a place called Annette's.
Yes.
My wife and I see someone once a week.
Not at all. He was just leaving.
Probably can't believe you were gonna help me adopt a baby.
You see? You are so well-read. I really miss that.
And what happens if you never find this man?
- That is so great! - I know. I know.
Are we going to use this crisis to come out
The shoulder, I mean. Shoulder.
Oh, no, I don't wanna go. I just always dream about it.
and it'll be an honor to protect you.
Or we could just send them to Ray for the weekend.
- I'm very light on my feet. - No. Well, yes.
I would sleep with someone to hurt you?
Hi, Trish. This is Meryl Foster... I'm sorry, Meryl Morgan calling. I just...
Sheriff, your life just got a whole lot simpler.
Oh, God. Do you know how long it would take to order Chinese?
Nope. Never held a gun before in my life.
- Thanks. - Come with me.
What, we just up and disappear?
pie-eating contest, great barbecue.
- Two salads. - Thanks, Kelly.
I made a mistake, yours seems just a little bit more like revenge.
It's coming back now, though. What in God's name was I thinking?
Clay, I'm gonna hug you. You won't like it, but I'm gonna hug you.
Come on. Up, up.
You see, that's quite comforting to hear, 'cause you two seem so happy.
And, in the end, who are we to argue with the Governor?
Go ahead.
Yes, yes.
why her? I mean, was it just that she was pretty?
So did yours, babe.
you know, I guess we have to scale back our expectations,
Now that we're on the jet, can you tell us where we're going?
What if we never go to Lincoln Center again, or see the Mets,
location, location, location.
...all of our friends and our family?
She is.
- I wanna tell you something. - I know,
the heads.
And, I think... Yeah, I think he's funny.
There you go.
I thought Disneyland was the friendliest place on Earth.
- Take the bear spray. - Okay.
So I'm just gonna go and shower, and I'll see you later, and have fun.
I mean, you meet lots of women. You're always at lunches and meetings, so,
Good luck.
I always wanna talk.
- I'm also Assistant Fire Chief. - Oh, really?
- Take your bag? - Thank you.
All right, you know what? Never mind.
It is, it is.
All right.
You've reached Trish Pinger at the Gotham Adoption Agency.
She divorced him about 10 years ago. He doesn't want to repaint.
Emma will be back in about an hour.
Hold on.
What makes you think I would be a good father?
Was he there? We never got his gift.
Okay, I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay.
so that's why I've never been to one.
Sure, there's a Bargain Barn.
Call me.
And you're gonna be our star witnesses.
I didn't know what to do. There were all these meetings that were set,
He's at a hotel 'cause we're separated.
I don't find them funny,
- What? - What?
Yeah, there was this one time, we were really butting heads.
Sometimes that doesn't even help.
If you're busy, I can come back later.
I hope you'll be real comfortable here with us.
We'll find him.