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I feel as though we've made a wrong turn
Basically, they involved debt.
Where to, sir?
I'm frightened. Do you think that Johanna is
It was lovely to see you, Alastair.
Fair warning at 900,000 pounds
sometimes I say to myself, Charlie, where could it be?
You've sensed it, Alastair.
so you take that.
Lover? Bronwen?
eight million in back taxes.
Uh, she was said to be his greatest masterpiece.
Oh, diabolical.
Finally!
- Sir? Sir? - Mmm? What, Jock?
Oh! Ahh!
Stay away from Krampf's daughter.
I have a fucking manservant.
Jock? Come here.
Have you heard the expression, Open your balls?
Score one for Mortdecai,
No!
There's only one reason
And I will have you two know that
If indeed Johanna and I still had a home to go to.
and prosecute at random.
Ahh!
Oh, golly. Look at the time. I really must be going.
- Yes! - Oh...
Why don't you test the vase instead?
I... Just...
Yeah. Fingers crossed, chaps, you find it first.
Perhaps we can work something out.
leaving out the back. On foot.
I had the painting in my hand.
Going on to Lot Seven. Colonel Blucher
Anonymously, of course.
The work of art with which
Your Emil Strago just killed my garage man
Strange country.
There you are. 2,642 pounds.
Find out if he's got that painting.
She's only human, sir.
Last chance. And we are...
A beast... A beast...
Yes, sir.
Lot Five. Smiling Woman in a Chair.
Oh, this is interesting.
Terribly sorry.
to the tune of eight million quid, old boy.
Perhaps a brisk walk down the stairs
up to London in the morning?
I recounted the sordid tale as best I could.
Uh, less commission, carrying,
Ooh!
and discovered something underneath.
Oh...
interspersed curiously with erotic dreams.
down the frog and toad road.
Well, the water bailiff won't bother him now.
Give me the keys. Keys to the Rolls.
Invisible ink, no?
I'm entering it in the Autumn Masters Auction.
- Oh! - Jock?
Fishing tomorrow, you know. Hate it. Sit.
now that you've mentioned it,
after an arduous crossing,
Despite his man purse, Strago is very dangerous.
It's a privilege, sir!
In my defense,
which I had now asked him to package
he's trained and sexually frustrated.
Ugh...
in an unpronounceable chateau by the jerrys.
Sir, you're staring at your liquor.
you might be interested in a museum-owned Goya,
Johanna. Love of my life.
there's something missing, you see.
Love, your Bunny! Oh! The note in the studio.
Even my horsey picture was on the block.
Bronwen Fellworthy, Oxford art restorer.
I want that painting.
Twenty-five and a half! 26 and a quarter!
Get in.
No wonder your country's in financial ruin.
Someone shooting at the bloody car!
Right.
You have a Turner of the Loire,
a proper send-off.
Just bear in mind, I'm standing on a loo,
- Bid. - Oh! What?
I have things firmly in hand.
It is I, Charlie. Your husband.
and retrieving a certain something in the process.
that this was not the first time I had shot Jock.
It was a catalogue
Oh, my!
You should see the other fellow.
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Horrible composition.
Well, of course, Alastair.
Well done.
Oh, I happen to be terribly fond of it,
Because I have a question for you, old bean.
Lady Mortdecai, the Duke is expecting you.
Of course, Johanna.
Once in a while I provide him
It was a damned good try, old bean.
from which I may not well return.