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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
or some such hint of...
She's got prominent lips like me...
The Duke told me that Bunny has the painting,
And in charge, thank you very much.
Ingenious. Once again?
Ten million pounds from Lord Mortdecai himself.
The rest was a bit rude,
She's so damned attractive.
Onward, Jock! Onward!
Are you quite finished buggering around?
- Oh, my. - Oh, my.
was a matter of some overdue bills on the Rolls,
I was hot on the scent,
- Oh! Yeah. - Very well. 600 then.
But I have always felt
Want to die...
Do you think that Bunny still has the painting now?
to please another, know this:
when he finds out he bought the wrong fake.
Alastair, what are you doing here?
No more, no more, no more.
Her lover was no help.
Sir Graham has been
May I bring anything?
And the vase.
a cargo flight to Los Angeles,
- Alastair! - Do it now!
was arriving home
I go, I go, I go!
the codes to his numbered Swiss bank account.
Poor Jock. He was frantic with worry.
was working on the Goya
Mmm. Quite, quite, yes, indeed, quite.
to paint her in 1792.
Johanna?
Couldn't be what?
You always were the sensitive one.
Oh! Beast! Beast! Beast...
Sorry, Inspector Martland, sir.
That is disappointing.
One always bemoans the loss of a great restorer.
Bit of a moron, actually.
to a certain viewpoint. That is all.
Is this a tryst?
I see.
Well, sir... I've been thinking...
The Duchess of Wellington is in Bunny's loo.
But I watched it burn.
I do believe Jock has informed you
You are a nasty business, sir.
Quite a conundrum, this.
Mmm...
And I'm married and tired, you know.
I don't know.
Are we all done at 30 million pounds?
Tell him to ring back
Art restoring is a nasty business.
Bloody nuisance.
God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God...
I suspect I may need to redecorate.
Oh, darl...
Jockie,
Just the usual, you know. Egg cress, prawn mayonnaise,
And we move on to Lot Four.
Oh, Alastair. It's so lovely. Do come back.
Lights.
This way.
Where is he?
Hang on to me.
or you have big hole in your head.
Oh, I've got a sensitive tummy!
there is more here than meets the eye.
I've been keeping her filled in.
Every man should have a Jock, don't you think?
Your mother and father only met once.
Ah, thank you.
if you would please remain calm.
to move it on the open market.
I simply cannot get my head around that image.
Milton Krampf tells everyone he is getting painting.
whether any unsavory types have enlisted you
Why is Dmitri obsessed with testicula?
Whoa.
He seems to think that I have the painting.
- I don't know. - But you know about art.
Although it is terribly vital work.
and started all that nasty business in Greece.
But Spinoza's already there.
Sorry, there was a queue.
Now, that is the look that softens
We're Lot Seven.
Oh, hello, Poppet.
Good God, Jock! Put that thing away, man!
Only that wasn't it at all!
- Get in the back seat, sir! - Okay!
if I led you to believe there was anything between us,
- Everyone out! - Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you would please
And if you're quick about it,
Oh! So much! So much to look at!
It's just a cracked rib.
You know I have a sympathetic gag reflex.
Hang on, sir!
Johanna, you look lovely.
However, I myself do not swing that...
But for those of us trying to get a bit of rest
replete with feints and distractions
whilst you were away, my darling.
Like this? Like this?
it's a matter of urgent national security.
Oh! How do you do?
And by the way, did I mention
of each stage of her work, bless her.
getting our hands on that blasted painting.
No time to dally. Ugh.
Now, tell me, what are you and my husband
Forty thousand pounds? 40,000? 45, isn't it?
It's all right, sir, I've got another.
- Yes? - They've got him.
Three months ago, a small Spanish museum
Thanks.
I am a man of few words.