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??? YOOO!!!
I HEAR THE RABS IS BACK! OH, SHIT. THERE GOES THE PLANET.
So, Princess Vespa,
But you're gonna pay it
If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.
Here, take the ring. Point it at that big statue.
Thank you
Goodbye, little Vespa.
What's WITH you, man? Come on!
Then get over there!
for the throwaway bit
OK.
Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be...jammed!
and we aren't gonna get very far once that blazing sun gets overhead.
Vikings? Oh shit. There goes the planet.
- What's gonna happen now? - Don't ask. Maybe it won't.
- Good. Get moving. - Driver, prepare to move out.
- OK, we'll do it for... a million. - A million!
How they gonna get the air out? I don't see any hoses.
Oh, if only your mother were alive to see this day.
Oh-oh, I think we woke it up.
no sir, i didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!
Will you stop?
Counting down.
I always have coffee when I'm watch radar, you know that
That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
- That's Barf. - Barf, Puke, whatever!
- Who made that man a gunner? - I did, sir.
You tase Delicious
Oh. Thanks, little guy.
OEA TEAM THank you Trish!
Fuck! Even in the all-star game nothing works.
Cute! I know these space bums. They're all alike.
We ain’t gotta prove sh*t!
How dare you, you insolent peasant!
What's happening? Where is he?
Do U take Prince Valium... Uh, well...I~
GHST Raid Oh, Shit. There goes the planet.
Room Service... Rooooom ServICE!
We put the picture's name on everything!
Spaceballs?
Attention, this is Colonel Sandurz in forward command. Abandon ship!
- Put her in hover, Barf. - Putting her in hover.
- You might need it. - Thanks.
We will not go in there.
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Sorry, wrong switch.
What’s with you, man?
- Change my order to the soup. - Good move.
- I think we just found it. - Where?
Returning to YK after WEM
Wait. My things.
Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes.
My cousin Prince Murray has a dealership. He was very nice to me.
I wouldn't.
5 minutes to present IR during SRM days JOnathan: Hold my beer!
Will you turn that thing off?
Great! Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia.
- Hey, where do you think you're going? - Pizza to go!
Wish me luck.
When your kid keeps looking
Ciao, boys.
You're probably right.
We've gotta act fast. Step one: We reverse the vacuum
And what have we got?! a Cuisinart?!
OYHISB
So Lonestar, Now you see that Apple will always triumph because Android is dumb!
1-800- Chlamydia
Hot! Too hot!
- Look at that - Wow!
- What the hell was that noise? - That was my virgin alarm.
Good. Fire a warning shot across her nose.
- What if it does? I'm all for leaving! - Barf, no!
Yogurt?
It's just that we've got this thing about death. It's not us.
Oh no. Not again.
because good is dumb.
Uh-uh, not if we jam it.
Abandon ship! All personnel proceed to escape pods.
Right, everyone starting on the left foot
Now you see that evil will always triumph, Because good is dumb!
Congrats, boss. We did it. They must've overshot us by a week.
Come on, Schwartz! Come on, Scwartz!
- Well... Are we stopped? - We're stopped, sir.
I'm scared. I am, amn't I? I'm scared. I am, amn't I?
No, it doesn't do it for me.
- What the hell's in this thing? - I dunno.
Drop. Drop. Drop!
It's right there.
This time I'm gonna walk!
when you see a crashed car it's a transformer!
Thanks, sir.
Can we talk?
Crash. Crash. Crash!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes.
- May I continue, please? - Besides, he asked me not to tell you.
Lone Starr...
Snack if you got ‘em
What's this? I said take only what you need to survive.
It's a royal birth certificate. Yes!
Assholes everywhere!!!
- What's the combination? - One, two, three, four, five.
Stop… You’re inside! Stay in bed! And, shut the door! Shut the door! Shut the door, the door!Stop…
Find them!
- What's wrong? - I've lost the bleeps, sweeps and creeps.
YOU pick that up
Leary put a discus in my pillow twice last night.
Its on backwards!!
I see your Brook Hill is as bourbon as mine!
Hey, I don't have to put up with this.
- And this one? - It's locked.
Yogurt
Oh, shit. There goes the Verse
It's programmed to go off before you do.
He just took 248 space bucks for lunch, gas and tolls.
You are ugly when you're angry.
Lone Starr!
Close all shops in the mall. Cancel the three-ring circus.
Corvee The Flamethrower! The kids Love this one
- What do you want? - It's me!
there's the strangegon. there's the sotainer.
What?
Barf!
Sandurz! Sandurz, you gotta help me.
I'm the bearded lady. What are you, one of the freaks?
Jim! We need LIQUID SCHWARTZ!
- You heard of me? - Heard of you? Who hasn't heard of you?