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Women and mogs first!
- Full name? - Barfolomew.
- Quick, pour it in the tank. - Right.
- But... - Come on, boss. Give it a shot.
Helmet, you fiend! What's going on? What are you doing to my daughter?
But all for naught
No It doesn't do it for me
Slutwater
I love my cat My cat loves me
I'm so happy that you're home and safe.
Smoke if you got em
What's going on? Where the hell are we? Montreal?
Oh, your penis is so big.
when you see your waifu's boyfriend out of order? fuck! even in the future nothing works
I'm rich.
I'll tell. I'll tell.
Attention, attention Section C scanners, report
Hey, You. These Rather Resist Stole Uniforms
You taste delicious
Which means if you hurry there could be a princess in your future.
Buckle up back there, we're going into... hyperactive.
the Schwartz!
five? what happened to 3 and 4?
AND YOU, YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT.
I bet she gives great helmet
Water.
It's Sunday Dad's cleaning!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
That’s unfair!
- Everybody knows that. - Of course we do, sir.
I’m not shooting this thing I hate guns.
I CANT BREATHE IN THIS THING!
Ludicrous Shitposting Speed GGGGGOOOO!!!!!!!
You can’t take off…It’s too dangerous!
- I'm sorry, too. - Don't be sorry, be quiet.
Listen! On this ship, I don't take orders, I give 'em.
Bring us a curator! Curator my ass!
- No. Where's my droid of honour? - Oh, dear, yes! Where's Dot?
I’ll have the cleavage
Well, if it isn't Lone Starr
- Where is he? - Here.
- Hey, what's wrong with this guy? - I don't know!
Well…are we stopped?
it’s gone from suck to blow
- She's gotta be in one of these cells. - Yeah, but which one?
I was saying, do you realise what you've done?
Sir. The Pinky, sir. It appears to be... jammed!
So, at last we meet for the first time, for the last time.
Go Blues!
Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become
who's filling in for michaela westrom? bonald beck.
Smoke em if you got em
Fix any slides, yet?
...Iove.
- Oh, great! - Duck!
When your kid looks at your soda
There are two sides to every Schwartz
And I can't believe it's not butter...
And, Yogurt...
In the name of Spaceballs... Praying to God
And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
President Skroob!
- It's us! - Lone Starr!
soon.
Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
What?
- Just go. - Yes, sir.
Hi.
I can't believe it. The Schwartz is working!
OK, we'll have to set her down. Prepare for an emergency landing.
Keep firing, Assholes!
Spaceballs
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
On the count of three.
The squirrels will love this one!
Have a nice day. Thank you.
Nobody talks to me that way. Nobody!
All right, I'll take a shot at it. What the hell, it works on "Star Trek".
What a goof! What's with you, man? Come on!
That's not all he's lost.
Great beasties! His head!
- Lord Helmet. - What?
There's the other end. Faster!
Hold on, sir. We'll try to reverse the beam.
What shall we do now, J’rr Craa?!?!
No, you idiot! Where'd you learn how to fly?
This ship will self-destruct in three minutes
T
What the hell am I looking at
That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
You've captured their stunt doubles!
It's what he wants.
I'm sick of this. I don't care who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today.
Handprint identification, please.
Sweet dreams.
What?
Barf.
Good thing about wearing the mask
May
No, no, no, go past this. Past this part. In fact, never play this again.
.
Ready, Kafka?
in the bonds of holy matrimony.
Come to me
What’s with all that cock-a-doodle-so? You call that a radar screen? No, Sir. We call him Mr Peep!
And you, too. Oh! Argh!
Don't worry about me, Father. I'm completely over him.
Just kidding.
Space Lord Helmet
And under the air shield 10,000 years of fresh air.
Gimme paw!
Room service. Room service.
Wait. What about my matched luggage?
one.
- Uh-oh, here comes the Badyear blimp. - We'd better get outta here in a hurry.