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No. I have to do this.
You two go look for it,
A little part of him is still alive.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?!
Are you kidding? I loved it!
BILLUPS: Faking your death, blowing up your own ship?
just let me access your computer mainframe,
a fancy cruiser stuffed with puffy monarchs.
What?! No! Billups loves his virginity.
Just call me Billups. Thank you.
Yeah, I've heard the rumors.
to get out of here.
Yeah, you wouldn't want the guy getting pincered.
Sorry. Just stretching.
[cackling echoes]
Oh, no, no, no. It's going to town on the rations.
COMPUTER 1: You'll do nothing of the sort,
[Billups muttering]
Ooh.
to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.
Okay, now that I can do.
Okay? What does a centipede have?
[grunts] I've got to stop Billups from doing the do!
[grunting]
- Captain, we have completed the... - PAOLOANA: Ah!
Oh, you mean the truth?
I want to be a Starfleet officer like you!
You must start eating eggs.
- I'll just strap him up. - Wait.
All right, I'll reassign him. Bummer.
you'd still be alive and comfortable.
I'd have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne.
You pulled me off the Dansk mission?!
We're not supposed to interact with it.
REPLICATOR: Black licorice. Black.
Ugh. This is exactly why I got you reassigned.
You're just jealous 'cause you pulled a boring cargo trip
Oh, Your Majesty, what hath happened?
Did you grow up in a castle?
Ugh!
The least nutritious food that tastes the most like poison.
Oh, please. Like you would ever have the guts to...
My royal engineers can't seem to suss out the hiccup.
-[yells, grunts] - Ooh, so close.
[electrical humming]