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We have it.
- Thank you. - GIRL: Thank you.
So sufustucated So sufustucated
911 Emergency.
We have great police, as you learned yesterday.
Oh, God. It's Alex. It's my other son. What's happened?
(SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Xbox or nothing
(ATHLETIC YELPS)
They're grown-up criminals...
Technology stocks are good.
Did you watch the weather?
Alex, do you know a Bradley Clovis?
Doris, come on!
- Hello. - Hi, it's Karen Pruitt.
On the radar, you can see the snow is increasing in intensity.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
It looks like he has the place locked up pretty tight.
Clear.
Gotcha.
They're all old...
You're not smoking?
I'll look around.
I came to talk to your son.
It's in sight of all the houses.
I'm so sorry.
I don't think it's just anybody. I think it's someone on our street.
I'll have my laptop in all my meetings.
Charlie, you're making me choose between making a house payment...
Say cheese.
Mr. Jernigan! Mr. Unger!
Doll: WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA
- KAREN: Keep that in your mouth. - Mm.
Give me a kiss.
(SIRENS WAIL)
PILOT: Welcome to Chicago, where it's 29 degrees outside.
If you changed your shorts, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants!
Fresh air will be good for you.
Red sedan heading south.
five, four, three, two...
(SCREAMS)
Always.
(PARROT SQUAWKS)
Of course.
Dad.
ALICE: Cars came and went. The mailman came by.
Get the chip.
I'll just have to do it myself.
The toy car must be in one of them.
(BURGLARS MUMBLING)
(PARROT LAUGHS)
(ELECTRICAL SAW BUZZES)
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
- Social unrest? - I don't think so.
What?!
Did I disconnect you, Karen?
Hide it in the toy car.
- Details. - Christmas lights, wreath on the door.
Your not gonna find me a fair you damp you creation knuckleheads
I got it.
Because of some silly, inconsiderate boob who took my bag...
I'm so worried. The weather is terrible.
Let's go!
Son, false alarms are no joking matter.
Don't...
Kid, a lot of toys have "Air Force" written on it.
Listen, I didn't mean to accuse your son.
stolen from a Defense Dept. Contractor...
Get ready to rumble! Play ball!
There's a senior citizen across the street...
What?
that it is rude to scratch yourself in front of a lady.
We Didn’t Anticipate The Defence We Didn’t Anticipate The Defence
(GASPS)
Let me point something out to you.
Absolutely.