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- I'll be home soon. - But, Mom!
AGENT: And it's available immediately.
This is great. If he scratches his spots, we can call him scar-butt.
I'll call you back.
Thank you.
Can I give you the chip number to give to the right guys?
That's not your gun.
I forgot about the stairs.
You should have taken driver's ed.
Kid's got the place booby-trapped.
Not real crimes, but for leaving the toilet seat up and snoring and...
(PARROT SNORES)
(BARKS)
what is it?
and to an evil octogenarian to repair their doors.
Mom took some documents to the bank.
What do you mean, it wasn't her?
She can't be gone more than a few minutes.
PARROT: Green-eyed lady, ocean lady
You be careful.
Why are you closing the door?
(DIALING)
You caused a lot of trouble today.
Bars, restaurants, club lounge, clean.
(GRUNTS)
- It's just the three. - Where's your boss?
(HIGH PITCH SCREAM)
Is this him?
Loser.
You can run but you can't hide, junior.
(INHALES)
Hm?
I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
No answer.
We're watching a major storm bearing down on Chicago.
I have it.
Moving every breaking wave that comes
(SCREAMS)
Everybody's in a hurry.
I'm in the shower. Can I call you back?
Let the party begin.
Mrs. Hess!
Boo!
What's that funky smell?
We'll slip it right past airport security.
Scaring him a little, just before I grab him.
This is the second time in two days that you've called the police.
Make no assumptions.
(GROANS)
My beeper's on speed dial.
(BARKS)
and Alice Rivens.
It's the suburbs, Mr. Unger.
AVM of the small bowel: "The capsule! It's videotaping me!"
AGENT: Here we are. ALICE: I wish my husband could be here.
(GASPS)
Nobody's home during the day.
We wouldn't want to discourage him from calling us...
Dad, cab's here.
Alice
Next, please.
I hate dogs.
What about dragons, giant spiders, mummies, the living dead...
(GASPS)
Alex, can you get the door?
I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you.
Could you pass me the false alarms?
(GRUNTS)
Yes, they will.
P is for Parrot
Mr. Unger, what are you doing?
(SCREECHES)