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HIS FIRST BITE INJECTS ME WITH IMMOBILIZING POISON.
IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME, THEN FINE!
AM I GETTING THAT RIGHT?
OKAY, EVERYONE, I THINK WE'RE READY TO BEGIN.
LANE HAS TO GET FAMOUS AND INTRODUCE ME TO BONO! ALRIGHT, LET'S GO EAT.
THEY SHOULD BE FLOGGED, STRUNG UP FROM THE HIGHEST YARDARM!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE PHONE?
YOU LIKE JIMMY BUFFETT? HE'S SO MELLOW.
DON'T. I'M TRYING NOT TO. I SWEAR.
WE HAD SOME LAUGHS WITH THIS ONE, LET ME TELL YOU.
OH, HI, MRS. FINCHER. HI RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
SORRY. LET'S GO.
WERE YOU? YES.
YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T MIND ME GOING FIRST?
AND LAST WEEK, SOMEONE SAID "DAVE" AT SCHOOL.
YEAH, I'LL BRING YOU A NEW LEASH WHEN I GET BACK. GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, I FELT OBLIGATED TO TELL THE OTHER MOMS
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU GUYS, HOLD IT.
AND GWEN STEFANI?
IN ONE, I SLIP ON A BANANA PEEL AND FALL INTO WHIPPED CREAM.
* THIS IS LOUIS, DOLLY * I'LL JUST HANG UP.
SHE FOUND AN AMISH SCHOOL IN NICARAGUA.
I'M NOT GONNA HIDE IT! THAT'S THE POINT!
YOU WANT TEA?
AND DAVE THINKS THAT I HAVE A DECENT SENSE OF RHYTHM.
THAT'S PRACTICALLY A SET.
WE'RE ALL EXCITED, TOO.
LIKE MOST JOBS, MINE INVOLVES MANY OTHER PEOPLE,
UH-HUH.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
WHO'S DEAD BUT STILL DEEPLY INVOLVED IN CAMPUS RECRUITING.
I WAS WONDERING IF THERE'S A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.
WITH ALL THE HORMONES AND OTHER THINGS THAT ARE RAGING.
WAIT. THE BOTTOM LINE HERE
AWW. I HATE THIS PLACE.
STARTED ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS YOU KNOW ABOUT LIKE...
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER. WHAT?
ME? REALLY?
FROM STARS HOLLOW HIGH. KATHY FINCHER'S MOM.
YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HIM,
INDEPENDENCE INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.
NO, DEB, I'D SAY, DEB, THAT WHAT'S AWKWARD AND UNNECESSARY,
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
THAT WALKS UP AND DOWN THE SQUARE WITH A METAL DETECTOR?
I WANT THAT. I WANT THAT REALLY BAD.
VIN DIESEL WAS IN IT.
THIS IS MERELY A PROP UNTIL WE FIND MY TRUE COLOR.
USUALLY, I LIKE TO MEET UP AT SARDI'S AFTER A PERFORMANCE.
GOD, YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO LOVE A GUY
I WONDER WHY LARRY KING HASN'T CALLED.
SIT. SIT.
I'M SO PROUD OF MY LITTLE SUCCESS.
AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A WHOLE LOT WORSE THAN BABY TALK.
THE BOOK FAIR IN '97 --
WAS FOR US TO TALK ABOUT OUR WORK AND OUR SUCCESS.
I'LL FIX BRIAN'S DEVIATED SEPTUM.
I'VE NEVER REALLY FELT THIS WAY BEFORE.
JUST WALK IN THERE AND TELL HER WHAT YOU WANT.
BUT WITH THE BAND.
ANYWAY, UH, I GOT MY G.E.D. YEAH.
OH, RIGHT -- HENRY.
[ ALL ASKING QUESTIONS ]
TO HELL WITH THE FLOOR! OH, THAT FELT GOOD TO SAY.
HE TOLD ME HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT TODAY,
ONE I CAN'T GO BACK ON OR CHICKEN OUT ON,
YOU CAN REMEMBER TO MOVE MY FACE TO THE FRONT OF MY HEAD.
I WISH YOU HADN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
SHE TREATS ME LIKE DIRT, TOO.
AND MY MOM SHUT THEM DOWN SO FAST
IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG DAY.
LET IT BE THE FIRST CLUE THAT SOMETHING'S HAPPENED FOR WHEN MY MOM GETS HOME.
I WILL HELP YOU FILL THEM OUT,
AND BLEACH. DON'T FORGET THE BLEACH.