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JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN. NO, CALM IS FOR LOSERS.
BUT JUST A LITTLE. NO BIGGIE.
"HEY, OLD MAN!
* COME OUT OF THE CUPBOARD, YOU BOYS AND GIRLS *
EVER LIGHT YOUR HEAD ON FIRE? I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
JESS, DID YOU HAVE A GIRL STASHED IN THERE BEFORE?
OKAY -- COMBS, RAGS, INSTRUCTIONS, TIMER, TOWELS, TUNES.
IT'S YOUR ANSWERS WE DIDN'T LIKE.
SO, SHE WANTS ME TO SPEAK TO SOME KIDS ABOUT MY BUSINESS SUCCESS.
DID YOU DROP OUT WHEN YOU GOT PREGNANT WITH RORY?
DAVE'S JUST DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER TWO.
THINKING ABOUT WHERE VIN DIESEL GOT THE NAME VIN DIESEL.
DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU.
'CAUSE THE FEW TIMES I'VE LIED TO MY MOTHER,
[ DOOR OPENS ]
WE'VE GOTTA PUT IT BACK TO BLACK!
THIS WHOLE TOWN WILL KNOW, AND WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET,
YEAH -- VOLUME.
WE WERE CONSIDERING LUKE DANES,
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT ROOM?
HEY, IF YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL WARD CLEAVER ON ME,
I HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! RUN AROUND THE BLOCK!
TURN SIDEWAYS.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
GO!
BECAUSE IF ONE PERSON IS HAPPY, THE OTHER PERSON IS HAPPY,
HAVE A NICE DAY.
SORRY.
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
IT'S A GOOD DAY TODAY, ISN'T IT? MM-HMM. $12.52.
WITH THEIR BAN ON DANCING, GUM CHEWING, AND BOWLING.
DEMOCRACIES ARE OVERRATED. GET IN THERE AND KICK SOME BUTTS!
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
AND ANY OTHER LOVE YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU'RE GREAT
DIDN'T YOU GET PREGNANT WHEN YOU WERE 16?
WELL, THEN I'LL JUST KICK HIM TILL HE AGREES TO DO IT. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
NO. NO.
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A TOY?
AND TALK ABOUT IF YOU SHOULD EVEN BE ALLOWED TO DRINK COFFEE,
AND THROW SANSKRIT IN THERE, TOO.
OF THE WHOLE END-OF-THE-EVENING MOPPING-UP CEREMONY.
THE KIND THAT DOESN'T GLOSS OVER THINGS
THINKING ABOUT THE LAST MOVIE I SAW.
IT'S TOO LATE. THIS IS GONNA KILL HER.
NO, NOT AT ALL. I WAS ANSWERING THEIR QUESTIONS.
UNLESS IT'S A WOMAN. THEN THEY'LL CROWN HER QUEEN.
TO REHEARSE IN HARTFORD TWO OR THREE NIGHTS A WEEK.
IT'S HARD, BUT I LIKE IT. OH, WELL, SUPER.
FEND THEM OFF! CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS STUPID CLASS TALK
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? I'M A CUSTOMER, I'M IN A HURRY,
I USED TO GO SWIMMING AT HER HOUSE ALL THE TIME.
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE ABLE TO HIT BOTH THE CYMBALS?
THURSDAY AT 4:00 P.M. -- IS THAT OKAY?
AND BEING THE GOOD LITTLE GIRL AND NOT DOING WHAT I WANT
I EVEN LOST MY FIRST BOYFRIEND BECAUSE OF ALL THIS!
[ INTRO TO "LONDON CALLING" PLAYS ]
I DID WITH THE SWIMMING. I REMEMBER THE WATER.
TO MAKE A STATEMENT TO YOUR MOTHER
NO, NO, SAVE IT FOR WHEN I WOW YOU WITH MY BRILLIANCE.
SO, COME ON, TELL ME HOW THE TALK WENT.
LANE? FOLLOW MY ANGER!
THE BLEACH IS GONNA STINK UP THE WHOLE HOUSE.
SHOULD I SCOWL OR SMILE? SURPRISE ME.
ALL THE KIDS SEEMED RELATIVELY UNARMED.
YOU'RE KIDDING. SHE MENTIONED IT ONCE. DIDN'T STICK.
DEB, IS THAT YOU ALL SEEM TO GO TO THE SAME LOUSY HAIRDRESSER.
FINE.
YEAH, WHATEVER. I'LL JUST GET A NEW ONE.
WHERE PEOPLE MAKE VERY LITTLE MONEY.