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He ate my sister-in-law.
My head hurts.
So what's up, Drac?
What do you mean "doesn't exist"?
Tell me, do you dream of being a vampire?
But I'm mochi intolerant. So, polite pass.
You could go there and be back in, like, 30 minutes or so.
First you tell us the humans are bad now they're good.
Folks, l'm gonna turn on the seat belt sign. Just a precaution while we...
What you gonna do? What you gonna say?
G-61 .
l stink at this.
Mom, I can't go to time-out! Go to time-out, Chevy!
Scarfing them down Iike Doritos
What are you... What are you doing to my hair?
And they are wearing less clothing,
Be gone.
Oh YEAH PERFECTOU
Mr. Dracula, we asked for a room with a view of the pool.
Your honor, story time my client 10 voices, am I the asshole. Your honor, defendant is literally 5'7 how're you gonna be guilty and short at the same time like pick a struggle bitch.
Stupid asshole
You ugly fool! l told you, he doesn't like
But I'm cream cheese intolerant. So, polite pass.
Oh Holy Hand.
Guilty. You're irresistible.
Hello fool
Hi drac
l'm gonna get you!
l'm on your back!
lt's not funny when you do that.
So with Daddy you wiII stay
peek a boo
Do not disturb!
lt was a Zing and a zang and a zingidy-dee
and "Dad, l don't want to know about that."
lt's amazing. You've been everywhere.
I've never been more serious about anything in my life. That's why I came straight here, Tapper. You've never given me a bum steer. Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?
l'm not down here much.
lt drove through town to the airport. Flight 497.
Everyone, stop the roughhousing!
Can we try that kiss over again?
-l thought l smelled a human. -"Human-free"? What a rip. Allright show's over... break it up, break it up!
Now I don't even care
You can just say l had some emergency,
So, Dracula doesn't drink blood?
l didn't mean to startle you, my little baby.
What do you call an angry vampire? A mad bloodsucker!
Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,
Whoopee Cushion!
hotel transylvania I'm winging from the zing that we shared
You got 400 acres of haunted forest in front of you.
Who died and made you princess?
Wait, it's talking. Dracula? ls that you?
No bonfires, no firework shows.
Like when NaIa Iooked at Simba in The Lion King
This is all your fault!
That's in 1 5 minutes.
help me help mee
You don't understand why are you upset i like to go
And with egg whites.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"But, Mavey Wavey, it's not safe. Bleh, bleh-bleh."
Oh, boy, here we go. Let me see it.
Welcome to Ass Transylvania
Just like the Greek say, “we need a beef stew.”
Eventually, they settled down at CastIe Lubov and had a chiId.
Johnny wasn't a bad guy anymore
Why you sneaking around?
l have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events,
A skydiving Santa looking to make a grand entrance while taking an Elf on the Shelf to a 9-year-old girl crashed into the pavement, as blood and brains splattered everywhere, as well as skull fragments and both of his eyes. all of the eyewitnesses killed themselves
А А̀ А̂ А̄ Ӓ Б В Г Ґ Д Ђ Ѓ Е Ѐ Е̄ Е̂ Ё Є Ж З З́ Ѕ И І Ї Ꙇ Ѝ И̂ Ӣ Й Ј К Л Љ М Н Њ О О̀ О̂ Ō Ӧ П Р С С́ Т Ћ Ќ У У̀ У̂ Ӯ Ў Ӱ Ф Х Ц Ч Џ Ш Щ Ꙏ Ъ Ъ̀ Ы Ь Ѣ Э Ю Ю̀ Я Я̀
Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You can't tell the difference.
Wooden stake to the heart?
okay honey
LADY AND THE TRAMP NOT ME
They say it's as if a soul is still trapped in the ruins themselves.
He say behold ze human
Runt, go to a corner, you're in a timeout!
And up. And twist.
27, 45, 65, 76, 48, block his path.
Thank you, Dad.
l think this is it.
Do you know how many diapers l've changed?
Who died and made you drill sergeant?
Oh Yeah Check This Out
Now, go and never return.
-Why are you getting upset? -l have red curly hair!
Liar Liar!
But seriously, watch out for fire.
Drac? Drac?
The only thing that looks weird is you calling me.
hotel transylvania can't breathe like you're choking on a chicken wing
-Do you have a location on Quasimodo? -Yes, sir.
-Where'd you go, grandpa? -Don't freak out, gravity face.
-Do you have hot-stone? -We want a massage.
It’s too late, rat-bat!
And pull it back. And up. And push.
After getting my DNA results:
Not right now, Quasimodo.
l need you to help me find Johnny.
A secret mind controller?
Okay. Here we go.
(LIGHTNING MCQUEEN) Okay. Here we go.
When you know somebody’s lying
This is awesome!
Yeah, and l'll give you a real beating. Keep your hands out of my wife!
Go get 'em!
oink oink
Every time we used to talk about love, it was always,
Check out these awesome costumes.
What Do You Mean It Doesn't Exist?
Sheeep! Aurgh!
Robot and Monster is a ripoff of Fanboy & Chum Chum
Hey, if l stuck my hand in the lnvisible Man's mouth,
Okay.
once upon a time, belle bottom shows her ass to mini gru, Kevin, bob, staurt, and Otto, and then she dies and went to hell! the end! shut the hell up! Chloe!
Don't give me the pouty batface.
Yes, l know it's your honeymoon. l apologize.
These are recent human images
Peek a boo Waaaaaah
-Emptiness? -Glasses?
And broke their ribs
Guys, guys. She can handle it.
-Johnnystein? -Hey, Mavis.
Wait what, never return to the hotel?
Woah, look at my face.
-Me? -There!
I know where giving the bat spirit away to Emily.
- It's Ralph! - Ralph?
l don't even think l have it in me anymore.
Holy rabies! Holy rabies!
help me noms and chomps taste like chicken
and you specifically said that you gave me your word.
So, l'm, like, the first human here, huh? That's really cool.
Wayne, my old friend!
Battering ram
Just bend the legs and push off.
I said no! FOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTNNNNIIIITTTTTTEEEEE!
Objection your honor, be fucking for real. Your honor, the defendant is a man that's offensive, ew.
Knight Rusty vs. Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones
I hate u Back off
Wait. It's my turn to speak
You got the Land of the Undead on the perimeters.
ASI ES TU PENE
And also, my ribs.
and broke their toes!
I command you to let go! command? is all about power?
Chum Chun
What? You saw it! You said you didn't like it!
The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart.
Who you calling a sheep?
118 you're until open to never said she