HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Deep down, I'm sure for a long time...
The one and only Billy the Kid!
Here's my roommate, Judith. She hates me.
I'll never be a cop in D.C.
Well, money's no object.
I should have known.
This place is great.
I won't come between two old roommates.
Look, there's gonna be no more drinking.
I just have to ship her there.
Could I see you in the men's room, please?
Billy, four months after graduation...
He's just not ready to face reality yet. I'll get back to you.
At the frat house, I'd crawl out of Alec's window on the roof with my horn.
Obsessed
...and the family business.
...I won Best Haiku Poem.
It's busy. Where'd you go?
Of course, she's in a coma, which really pisses me off.
Yeah, you little shit!
Why would you think I'm gay?
The hysterical laughter heard most frequently from schizophrenic paranoids
I'm gonna get the right job.
Wait till my father hears the car is totaled.
And this is our first store, built in 1953.
She lost all my Dad's money, is on her deathbed and puts me as her next of kin.
"I'm hunting wabbit."
- Hey, thanks for bailing me out. - Again.
If I don't come up with a cheaper solution, I'll end up a bag lady.
And do they?
What about your father?
...until now.
- Great. - Sunday, 12:30.
Six franchises.
I work out of my house. You must be available 24 hours a day.
Sounds familiar.
Thank you very much.
Good luck.
Kevin, you need to stop thinking so much and fall in love again.
"I'll be fine here."
We're dealing with a first-time offender here.
- Quick! - Help! Alec, pull him up!
That's okay.
I love you both.
Impact.
Senator Hodges?
- The hospital. - What?
Have I abused our relationship too much...
I think the bars are closed.
Oh, we'll have plenty. We'll be fine. There'll be enough.
May I assume the accident left you injury-free?
I'm sorry I'm late.
- Billy's on the roof! - What?
Please.
Leslie has to marry me soon.
Wendy, you're not fat.
I don't think...
Love sucks.
Ever think about it?
Yeah, I'll call.
I'm fat, I'm thin. I'm blond, I'm brunette.
- The other piece. - "The Meaning of Life."
as soon as I make it really big I'm going fluff and fold
- She's out of control. - Since the day we met her.
On June 1...
So are you still...
Did you get your car fixed?
Kirby Keager.
Excuse me.
When someone asks how my dogs are
But then she went crazy. And now she's locked herself in the apartment.
Actually, I should thank you.
Well, you always wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor, and now you do.
...write a bestseller and become the host of my own talk show.
Oh, I love you! I've always loved you!
Ron, Kevin's here! Kevin, wait, please.
The car my dad got me for graduation is totaled.
Kirbo, come here. Where have you been?
I'm sorry, Wendy.
Drunk, definitely. I don't know if you can call it driving.
Are you the maniac that's been trying to cut in on my line?
That's good because I owe everyone else.
I'd be very happy to find a lovely table for you...
But then again, it is small and ugly. Here.
I mean, it was an accident.
...and it was the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich...
Everybody, this is my friend and decorator, Ron Dellasandro.
Who's that?
So you gonna get the old job back?
It's nutritious.